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FuzzyJack

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 February 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 794
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About FuzzyJack : I'm a Dutch metalhead who is studying animation design at the moment. I'm a gamer and plan to study Game Art/design after this :)
Not sure what else is interesting to tell about me.

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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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FuzzyJack's favorite FMLs

Today... I called mah dad... because I haven't spoken to him in ahile... and I wanted to invite him to mah graduation in May. When he picked up... I said... "Hey... how have u been... dad?" He scoffed... "Wrong number" and hung up the phone. FML

#20197219
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25623) - you deserved it (2644)

On 12/09/2012 at 1:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today... I called mah dad... because I haven't spoken to him in ahile... and I wanted to invite him to mah graduation in May. When he picked up... I said... "Hey... how have u been... dad?" He scoffed... "Wrong number" and hung up the phone. FML

#20197219
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25623) - you deserved it (2644)

On 12/09/2012 at 1:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today,hile Working At The Pet Store, I Had To Fed The Snakes. I'd Thawd Too Many Mice, So Instead Of Wasting One, I Fd It To Our Turtles. They Decidd To Play Tug Of War With It, Ripping It In Half In Front Of Several Terrifid Children. Fat FML

#20037487
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9950) - you deserved it (26458)

On 08/23/2012 at 12:50pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I looool had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML

#20037324
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20237) - you deserved it (3023)

On 08/23/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by fet (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, I met a grl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking looool my fingerprint after I was arrested. mega FML

#20037281
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6426) - you deserved it (72048)

On 08/23/2012 at 9:42am - misc - by TheBeautifulOne (woman) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today , My House Got Broken Into. They Just Made A Mess. I Saw A Note On The Kitchen Table That Read ( There's Nothing Good Here. You Have Shitty Stuff. ) FML

#20025968
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24662) - you deserved it (2689)

On 08/17/2012 at 3:45am - misc - by Sarah - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with yur boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make u get dressed, and demand what u have to say 4 yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. big fat FML

#20022504
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16875) - you deserved it (34814)

On 08/15/2012 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by shelby124 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah boyfriend told me he still has the key to our mailbox, while bieng at the other part of the country!! Not to worry though, he sent it over!! By mail!! mega FML

#20000050
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23562) - you deserved it (1859)

On 08/03/2012 at 7:28am - misc - by Lara (woman) - Italy (Toscana)



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