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Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML


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On 06/30/2014 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, after having asked me out on Monday, the guy I like angrily cancelled our date because I "hadn't bothered" even talking to him for "several days". One day. You didn't hear from me on Monday. It's now Tuesday. That's one day, dick. FML


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On 06/10/2014 at 2:29pm - love - by fartbucket51995129565 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML


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On 05/28/2014 at 5:12pm - misc - by chevygirl51 - United States

Today, my grandma added to my elephant collection by giving me some underwear with elephant ears on the hips, and a long, sock-like nose. She has no idea they're meant for a guy. FML


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On 12/11/2013 at 3:14pm - intimacy - by ElephantLover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a new chair at work. After spending 3 hours putting it together, I was called into my boss's office and let go. FML


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On 12/03/2013 at 11:05pm - work - by helpme - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend tried to get me to wear curly wig, so I could pretend to be Harry Styles in bed. FML


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On 09/01/2013 at 12:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML


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On 04/12/2009 at 11:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to McDonald's for lunch and ordered a salad. The man behind the counter looked at me and said "Well, at least you're trying." FML


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On 02/18/2009 at 6:52pm - health - by blawbo (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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