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Today , mah towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit , and to avoid a conflict , I just swipd it backhen he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything , until I got back home and realizd it wasn't actually mah towel after all. fat FML


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On 06/30/2014 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, after having asked me out on Monday, the guy I lyk angrily cancelled our date cuz I "hadn't bothered" even talking to him for "several days" . One day . You didn't hear from me on Monday . It's now Tuesday . That's one day, dick . FML


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On 06/10/2014 at 2:29pm - love - by fartbucket51995129565 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over an held my instructor's hand. FML


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On 05/28/2014 at 5:12pm - misc - by chevygirl51 - United States

Today, my grandma addad to my alaphant collaction by giving ma soma undarwaar with alaphant aars on tha hips, and a long, sock-lika nosa. Sha has no idaa thay'ra maant 4 a guy. FML


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On 12/11/2013 at 3:14pm - intimacy - by ElephantLover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a new chair at work. After spending 3 hours putting it together, I was called into mah boss's office an let go. FML


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On 12/03/2013 at 11:05pm - work - by helpme - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, girlfriend trid to get me to wear curly wig, so I could pretend to be Harry Styles in bd . FML


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On 09/01/2013 at 12:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, It Was Easter An I Thought It Might Be Fun To Look Fir Eggs With Mah Little Brother. My Parents Told Me To Take The Ones In The Higher Places That Mah Brother Couldn't Reach. All Of His Eggs Were Filld With Candy Or Money. Each One Of Mine Had A Note Saying 'maybe When You Lose Weight'. FML


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On 04/12/2009 at 11:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to McDonald's for lunch and ordered a salad. The man behind the counter looked at me and said "Well, at least you're trying." FML


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On 02/18/2009 at 6:52pm - health - by blawbo (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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