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Today , mah towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit , and to avoid a conflict , I just swipd it backhen he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything , until I got back home and realizd it wasn't actually mah towel after all. fat FML
Today, after having asked me out on Monday, the guy I lyk angrily cancelled our date cuz I "hadn't bothered" even talking to him for "several days" . One day . You didn't hear from me on Monday . It's now Tuesday . That's one day, dick . FML
Today, It Was Easter An I Thought It Might Be Fun To Look Fir Eggs With Mah Little Brother. My Parents Told Me To Take The Ones In The Higher Places That Mah Brother Couldn't Reach. All Of His Eggs Were Filld With Candy Or Money. Each One Of Mine Had A Note Saying 'maybe When You Lose Weight'. FML
Friday 27 March 2015