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FunnnyGirrl

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 628
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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FunnnyGirrl's favorite FMLs

Today, I was using the toilet. I was still insanely pissed off over an argument with my girlfriend, which kind of explains why I was wiping my ass so furiously that my fingers broke through the tissue and ended up in my ass, causing me to shriek like a little girl. FML

#21428778
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20406) - you deserved it (12413)

On 06/19/2015 at 9:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, our mouse problem finally started to go away. Now we have a snake problem. FML

#21423927
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22710) - you deserved it (1796)

On 06/10/2015 at 1:55pm - misc - by Eisenhorn (man) - United States

Today, my housemate got back at me for asking for her share of a bill by losing her virginity to the guy I like, very loudly. FML

#21423445
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26339) - you deserved it (2013)

On 06/09/2015 at 4:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Ireland

Today, I threw a bonfire for my birthday. My boyfriend managed to set my leg on fire by throwing his liquor bottle into the fire. Happy birthday to me. FML

#21422985
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24137) - you deserved it (2239)

On 06/08/2015 at 7:38pm - love - by firehurts - United States (New York)

Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML

#21193691
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26237) - you deserved it (38783)

On 06/30/2014 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, after having asked me out on Monday, the guy I like angrily cancelled our date because I "hadn't bothered" even talking to him for "several days". One day. You didn't hear from me on Monday. It's now Tuesday. That's one day, dick. FML

#21169704
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47833) - you deserved it (6398)

On 06/10/2014 at 2:29pm - love - by fartbucket51995129565 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML

#21154900
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43603) - you deserved it (16260)

On 05/28/2014 at 5:12pm - misc - by chevygirl51 - United States

Today, my grandma added to my elephant collection by giving me some underwear with elephant ears on the hips, and a long, sock-like nose. She has no idea they're meant for a guy. FML

#20989013
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52665) - you deserved it (5075)

On 12/11/2013 at 3:14pm - intimacy - by ElephantLover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a new chair at work. After spending 3 hours putting it together, I was called into my boss's office and let go. FML

#20979933
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40488) - you deserved it (5192)

On 12/03/2013 at 11:05pm - work - by helpme - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend tried to get me to wear curly wig, so I could pretend to be Harry Styles in bed. FML

#20863117
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49559) - you deserved it (6306)

On 09/01/2013 at 12:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML

#925174
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70507) - you deserved it (8992)

On 04/12/2009 at 11:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to McDonald's for lunch and ordered a salad. The man behind the counter looked at me and said "Well, at least you're trying." FML

#70885
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55353) - you deserved it (8737)

On 02/18/2009 at 6:52pm - health - by blawbo (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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