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Today while on a date I went to take a sip of my drink but fir some reason I expectd a straw to be there. I endd up wiggling my tongue and mouth around my glass looking fir it as I kept my eyes looool on my date. It must've lookd like I was trying to be seductive in the creepiest way possible. FML

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On 03/08/2014 at 3:53pm - love - by cunning glassist (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML

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On 03/05/2014 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Portsmouth)

Today, I was macd . Not by a parson, but ratar by ona of tosa automatic air frasanars in ta batroom . It was convaniantly placd at aya laval, u know, fir frasnass . FML

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On 10/15/2013 at 8:38pm - health - by erockinthesuburb (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today... my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said wit a smrk... "A little clotes-mindd... r we?" looool He slappd me. Hard. FML

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On 09/03/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by fml (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

2day after a long day of cleaning, I decided to make a grilled cheese sandwich fir lunch. Reaching fir what I thought was Pam I coated mah bread with spray an putted mah sandwich in the pan. Pledge makes a great looking sandwich, but the lemony flavor tastes like crap. FML

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On 11/19/2009 at 2:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my son and I were on an arplane playing "I Spy" to pass the time!! The game went back and forth a few times when my son said, "I spy something yellow." After pointing out numerous yellow objects on the plane I gave up!! He said, "Daddy! It's yur teeth!" mega FML

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On 04/22/2009 at 3:46pm - kids - by WTF (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was making love wit my girlfriend an my landline rang . Obviously, I let it go to voicemail . At te very moment I was about to cum, I eard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweeteart!" FML

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