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FlyingLeumer

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FlyingLeumer

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 841
  • Number of comments : 117
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About FlyingLeumer : Just getting along with life the best I can, while making the most of it at the same time.

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Visits<b>panromantic</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 8:56pm<b>UofA</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 10:36am<b>dreamingof</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 1:15am<b>Jayjaybrews</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 10:35am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 10/04/2015 at 4:35pm<b>BigL99</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 3:52am<b>AQueenOfDeath</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 6:50am<b>RecklessNapkin</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 10:45pm<b>symfora</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 8:00pm<b>MrConcise</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 6:08pm<b>bps2007</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 1:53pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 1:06pm<b>lilferrit</b> - the 09/06/2015 at 3:34am<b>saffy66</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 2:42am<b>7liv7</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 12:00am<b>thatguynamedsky</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 11:39pm<b>enderman99125</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 9:22pm<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 8:33am

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FlyingLeumer's favorite FMLs

Today, I got married. My husband and I had been waiting until marriage to have sex, and when the time came, we started to undress. As I took my bra off, his eyes glazed over, and he fainted. An hour later, all he could say was, "I don't think we're meant to be together." FML

#20936013
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69961) - you deserved it (9203)

On 10/27/2013 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had my driver's test in rural Maine. I hit a cow. FML

#20777070
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50177) - you deserved it (14187)

On 07/12/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I Googled "How to act like an adult." I'm 37. FML

#20765003
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25461) - you deserved it (51312)

On 07/05/2013 at 11:16am - misc - by forever young (woman) - United States

Today, I was once again handed a document to translate along with the comment "Good luck, it doesn't make sense to begin with." If my translation doesn't, though, I will not get paid. FML

#20759632
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38818) - you deserved it (2956)

On 07/02/2013 at 10:35am - work - by Demotivation (woman) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I got angry after not being able to have an orgasm. What was I angry at? My own hand. FML

#20759304
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46790) - you deserved it (22181)

On 07/02/2013 at 2:47am - intimacy - by lonely girl (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was working as a nurse, and an elderly man had just passed away. As the patient's wife was leaving she said, "Thank you for taking such good care of my husband." Then I, intending to say "Sorry for your loss," said "Thank you for your loss." FML

#20758244
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50610) - you deserved it (9093)

On 07/01/2013 at 4:35pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML

#20758014
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57568) - you deserved it (6151)

On 07/01/2013 at 2:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML

#20757992
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43215) - you deserved it (20787)

On 07/01/2013 at 1:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML

#20757856
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51362) - you deserved it (10693)

On 07/01/2013 at 12:10pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, while waitressing, I had a huge party. When everything was said and done I saw the tip they left me. It said on a napkin, "You're pretty. You can't put a value on a compliment." And that was it. I wish compliments paid the rent. FML

Today, my fiancé paid a visit to my parents so he could ask my dad's permission to marry me. My dad responded with, "Why buy the cow when you can milk it for free?" FML

#20757403
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54836) - you deserved it (4621)

On 07/01/2013 at 2:38am - love - by Gracie-Ann (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML

#20562846
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86697) - you deserved it (8949)

On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)



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