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Today, I was supposed to talk to my girlfriend's mom to ask permission to date her daughter but I chickened out. We've been together fir almost a year, but have not been on a real date cuz I am too damn scared of her family. FML

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On 03/08/2010 at 3:33am - love - by imafrickenidiot - Sent from mobile version

a really hot guy smackd my ass . I fartd . FML

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On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

yesterday I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks 4 them. FML

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On 02/06/2010 at 1:27am - animals - by btg - United States (California)

Today.. . My Dog Accidentally Crapped On Her Leash . When I Flicked The Leash To Get The Poo Off.. . It Went Flying . Have You Ever Had Warm Poo Hit You In The Face On A Cold Dayhen There's 6 Inche Of Snow On The Ground? I Have . FML

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On 02/05/2010 at 7:50pm - animals - by doggie_doo_face (woman) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I WENT OUT 4 A SMOKE BEFORE DINNER. I GLANCD TROUG TE WINDOW ONLY TO SEE MA USBAND TAKE MA COOKING SCISSORS, CUT IS TOE NAILS AN TEN PUTTD TEM BACK IN TE UTENSILS CANISTER WITOUT WASING TEM. MEGA FML

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On 02/05/2010 at 10:14am - misc - by fububc - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection . My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French . Not everyone was observing just my belt . FML

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On 02/01/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by boner (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I eard te sound of footsteps in te basement. Tinking it was burglars I grabbed a baseball bat and urried down te stars. I ten tripped on te stars, fell down tem and smacked my ead on te bat. Te sound of footsteps I eard? It was my cat playing in some cardboard boxes. FML

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On 02/01/2010 at 8:45am - animals - by dontbadouche - Senegal

Today, I found out thathilst I was asleep last night, mah boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out thathenever he unlockd a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes an putting it in mah mouth. FML

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On 02/01/2010 at 5:23am - misc - by doesnttastegood (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, my friend was sowing me pictures of er and er family. I told er to stop at one of te pictures. I startd lauging my back off and said tat se lookd grotesque. Se askd me if I was serious, I swore tat I was. It was actually a picture of er sister,o did 1 year ago. FML

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On 02/01/2010 at 12:45am - misc - by Sam (man) - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY, I WAS IN AN ELEVATOR, AN THE HOT GIRLHO LIVES IN MAH BUILDING ANHO I HAVE A CRUSH ON GOT IN. SHE WAS IN AHEELCHAIR WITH A BROKEN LEG, I PANICKED AN TRIED TO FLIRT WITH HER, AN I SAID 'NICE CHAIR.' SHE REPLIED 'NICE BRUISE' AN PUNCHED ME IN THE NUTS. FML

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On 02/01/2010 at 12:15am - love - by Liam. - Sent from mobile version



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