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Felixy
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 299
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Felixy : Even though you don't care...I love to draw, exercise, hang out with friends, HAVE FUN, blah blah blah, yada yada yada you get the deal.

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML

#13153122 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (24191) - you deserved it (2256)

On 09/22/2010 at 3:47am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Venezuela (Distrito Federal)

Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML

#10433872 (255)

I agree, your life sucks (27776) - you deserved it (7210)

On 05/09/2010 at 10:20am - intimacy - by imustbegay - United States

Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML

#9442301 (427)

I agree, your life sucks (53501) - you deserved it (5923)

On 03/28/2010 at 5:04am - intimacy - by GingaNinga - Australia (Western Australia)

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Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his bestfriend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML

#9416886 (408)

I agree, your life sucks (39340) - you deserved it (7401)

On 03/27/2010 at 4:26am - intimacy - by pumpkinlover89 - United States (California)

Today, I just had a phone interview with a college. The lady asked me to spell out my password to a site so she can access my test scores. The password was "dick." FML

#9372806 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (8275) - you deserved it (31870)

On 03/25/2010 at 7:07am - intimacy - by uhoh901 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)