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False_Stupidity

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 September 1965 (49 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 8563
  • Number of comments : 2995
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

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Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML

#19464550
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22815) - you deserved it (3712)

On 04/14/2012 at 12:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
588 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14249) - you deserved it (56272) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, my wife and I went to our friend's house to play some pool. While playing, a Cicada started to fly towards my face, so I flipped my pool stick over and swatted at it with the fat end of the stick. I hit the bug. However, with the skinny side I hit myself in the snow-globes. FML

#19409453
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8804) - you deserved it (19930)

On 04/04/2012 at 10:50pm - misc - by Chris (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I'm recovering from colon surgery. They gave me codeine as pain relief, which has made me constipated. I'm currently sat on the toilet, trying to push out what feels like a small child wrapped in barbed wire out without busting my stitches. FML

#19405476
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29847) - you deserved it (1778)

On 04/04/2012 at 6:13am - health - by screaming monkey - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)

Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML

#19395712
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17808) - you deserved it (2839)

On 04/02/2012 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

#19391692
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24825) - you deserved it (2941)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML

#19363371
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9459) - you deserved it (26566)

On 03/28/2012 at 12:25pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML

#19355667
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20942) - you deserved it (9978)

On 03/27/2012 at 1:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML

#19349740
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26933) - you deserved it (2759)

On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML

#19296318
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23982) - you deserved it (2422)

On 03/17/2012 at 8:48pm - kids - by Redhead4life (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML

#19281445
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32440) - you deserved it (2035)

On 03/15/2012 at 3:49am - misc - by Bebefer - United States (California)

Today, I woke up sweating and gasping for air after having a terrible nightmare. The nightmare involved my deceased mother-in-law bitching me out for being a bad influence on her daughter and threatening to cut my nuts off. Even in death, she won't leave me be. FML

#19270798
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25752) - you deserved it (2241)

On 03/13/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by lanu (man) - United States

Today, I was shaving naked in my cold bathroom before showering. My wife walked up behind me, yelled "Shrinkage!" and flicked the head of my penis as hard as she could. FML

#19261628
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31195) - you deserved it (4111)

On 03/12/2012 at 12:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brew master at a beer company. FML

#19226913
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32457) - you deserved it (2001)

On 03/06/2012 at 12:05pm - work - by sdk2010 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

#19174199
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37149) - you deserved it (5504)

On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom



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