About Falkin0113 : Hey guys, I'm Fallon. If you're on here it's probably because of some amazingly smart, and beautifully intelligent comment I made. Or you're just being a stalker, either way its cool. Contact me if you feel like it.
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by tothebaneofkings / 04/23/2014 at 12:20am / United States / Miscellaneous
by HeyTherexxx / 04/20/2014 at 9:02pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Not-pregnant / 04/20/2014 at 1:21pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/20/2014 at 12:03am / United States (Idaho) / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/18/2014 at 8:14pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by pablito / 04/17/2014 at 6:37am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Animals
Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories sake". FML
by exasperated / 04/16/2014 at 11:14pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I was telling my dad about how annoying it was to constantly have my ten-year-old cousin message me about her new boyfriend, when he suddenly bursts out laughing about how she can get a boyfriend at ten, and I have never even kissed a guy and I'm seventeen. FML
by Foreveralone17362562 / 04/15/2014 at 10:18pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
Today, my professor ran half a mile in the pouring rain just to return my cell phone, which I had left behind in lecture. Shocked and embarrassed, I exclaimed, "You shouldn't have!" "Damn right," he responded, "I'm 64 years old." FML
by sad but true. / 04/15/2014 at 7:18pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work
Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go". FML
by fuckyouharddad / 04/15/2014 at 3:24pm / United States (California) / Kids
by stupiddog / 04/15/2014 at 8:08am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, my coworker tried to convince my boss that I'm not human. Her examples of how I'm influenced by demons included how I don't wear a jacket in the winter, and that I once got a nosebleed from sneezing. My boss thinks she's hilarious and is playing along. FML
by worker666 / 04/13/2014 at 10:51am / United States / Work
by Motha / 04/09/2014 at 1:17am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by Great / 04/08/2014 at 9:42pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I called my mom to ask for some help with my dishwasher. Somehow, the call got turned into a video call. I was wearing a bathrobe, and she was naked in her bathroom. Most awkward call ever. FML
by FaceTime issues / 04/06/2014 at 2:57am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I have had such a lack of motivation that I had to consider brushing my teeth as a personal… Today, my six year old son was yelling to me from outside the house. Frustrated because I could not… Today, it was my first day at my new job. At the interview before, the interviewer mixed up my age…