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by why the fuck would you do that / 02/24/2013 at 9:57pm / United States (Arizona) / Kids
by incendiaaa / 02/24/2013 at 6:17am / Australia / Animals
Today, I was holding the door open for a friend. She told me to wait a second because she had to finish a text. Nearly a minute passed before I asked why she wouldn't come inside to finish typing. We were at a Chinese restaurant. She thought the "No MSG" sign meant you couldn't text inside. FML
by cls_x / 02/24/2013 at 2:53am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/23/2013 at 8:47pm / United States (Louisiana) / Love
Today, my very conservative mom met my girlfriend, who recently shaved her head in support of her best friend, who has cancer. My girlfriend looks beautiful and feminine even with her still very short hair. My mom, however, keeps insisting that I'm dating "a confused transgender". FML
by Anonymous / 02/23/2013 at 8:42pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/23/2013 at 12:25pm / Latvia (Aluksnes) / Holidays
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years decided to tell an unimaginably rude joke to my grandma while at my house. She hit him over the head with a vase, and he's threatening to press charges. I still don't know whose side to take. FML
by Anonymous / 02/23/2013 at 11:13am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by BadAssBandit897 / 02/23/2013 at 8:46am / Canada / Love
Today, after nearly six weeks of seeing a nice girl, we finally decided to make it official. Two hours later, she pulled out a bridal magazine and not-so-casually asked me which wedding location I thought was the nicest. FML
by Anonymous / 02/22/2013 at 12:14pm / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Love
by PoorMe / 02/22/2013 at 8:06am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I stole a pen from the doctor's office while she wasn't looking. Later on at work, I idly pulled the pen out during a meeting. My colleague looked at me, horrified. The pen had the words "minimally invasive gynecological surgery" emblazoned on it. I'm a man. FML
by Anonymous / 02/21/2013 at 9:56pm / United States (New York) / Work
by Anonymous / 02/21/2013 at 8:43am / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was so exhausted that I slept through my phone ringing, and later my doorbell ringing. My psycho mom freaked out, and thinking I was in trouble, broke a window to get inside. This all happened before 7am. FML
by annoyed / 02/20/2013 at 3:33pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, my son asked me if the short films I write are for little kids or for adults. Since I write horror-filled films, I said it was for adults. He went and told his teacher that I made "adult films". FML
by Laila / 02/20/2013 at 7:01am / United States / Kids
by katwingz / 02/19/2013 at 5:47pm / United States (Iowa) / Love
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…