About Falkin0113 : Hey guys, I'm Fallon. If you're on here it's probably because of some amazingly smart, and beautifully intelligent comment I made. Or you're just being a stalker, either way its cool. Contact me if you feel like it.
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Today my mother met my in-laws for the first time. She had been an alcoholic and had us sent to foster care 15 years ago. My husband told his parents this behind my back a while ago. When they asked her about it, she denied everything. His entire family now thinks I lie for attention. FML
by the attention seeker / 04/17/2013 at 5:57pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/17/2013 at 11:14am / United States / Kids
Today, in my psychology class we were covering OCDs. I have an issue with creased paper and my best friend brought it up, so for the next hour my class mates sat screwing up paper to see how long I could continuously have a panic attack. FML
by Annieisnotokay / 04/17/2013 at 6:20am / United Kingdom / Health
by Anonymous / 04/17/2013 at 1:39am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Aaronator25 / 04/17/2013 at 12:07am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by fucklife / 04/16/2013 at 2:13pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Love
by Gurior / 04/16/2013 at 1:44pm / Canada / Intimacy
by ouch / 04/16/2013 at 12:17pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, it transpired that my mom has been spending her stint in prison trying to play matchmaker for me, going so far as to call one of her finds, "good breeding stock". Apparently, I don't already have enough criminals in my life; last September I was the only member of my family of 5 not locked up. FML
by Grand_Cookie / 04/16/2013 at 4:48am / United States (Nebraska) / Love
by Mimi / 04/15/2013 at 9:35pm / United States (California) / Kids
by OPhere / 04/15/2013 at 3:37am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by twinArmageddon2 / 04/15/2013 at 2:04am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I baked my friend a cake for his 21st birthday. When I arrived at his house, his girlfriend, who hadn't made him anything, screamed at me for "making her look bad." She then took the cake, banned me from the party, and kicked me out. FML
by NZgirl92 / 04/14/2013 at 10:29pm / New Zealand (Wellington) / Miscellaneous
by NiquetChrome / 04/14/2013 at 7:18pm / France / Miscellaneous
Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML
by bntje / 04/14/2013 at 4:39pm / Netherlands (Overijssel) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…