About Falkin0113 : Hey guys, I'm Fallon. If you're on here it's probably because of some amazingly smart, and beautifully intelligent comment I made. Or you're just being a stalker, either way its cool. Contact me if you feel like it.
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Today, at dinner, my downstair's neighbors described how they can listen to most of my movements, including the buzz of my phone when I text late at night. I think all of us knew it is not my phone that vibrates at that time. FML
by Anonymous / 01/24/2015 at 2:57am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML
by nosexforthee / 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/17/2015 at 1:11pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Kids
by justjoking / 12/16/2014 at 8:54pm / United States / Work
Today, my family got into a massive argument about whether or not battery-operated toothbrushes are considered electric toothbrushes. Everyone is in their own room and refuses to talk to each other. FML
by thechaos / 12/15/2014 at 5:24pm / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/08/2014 at 6:11pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by fishtacos / 11/30/2014 at 10:32pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by UTRejected / 11/21/2014 at 8:51am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/19/2014 at 12:40pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Donutsarelife / 11/19/2014 at 10:09am / United States / Geek
Today, one of my debate opponents used the "Bill O'Reilly defense" against my arguments. This involved saying "You can't explain that" about easily explained stuff, and speaking louder and louder to drown out my voice. He ended up getting a better grade than mine. FML
by shreking_bawl / 11/14/2014 at 1:39pm / Norway / Miscellaneous
by elsatheannoyed / 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm / United States (California) / Work
by Purple / 11/05/2014 at 8:12pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by highheelcyanide / 11/05/2014 at 8:11pm / United States (California) / Love
by jay-frey96 / 11/02/2014 at 10:36am / United States (California) / Intimacy
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