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About FYLbeotches : Im addicted to my phone, and doritos

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Today, I totaled my car, because I mistook the leaves blowing across the road for a child. I swerved and hit a tree. The home owner wants to sue for "harming his tree" and hospital wants to test my mental stability. FML

#18884103
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22469) - you deserved it (5608)

On 01/22/2012 at 8:52pm - misc - by wrecked - United States

Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML

#18566485
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25415) - you deserved it (3626)

On 12/20/2011 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by bathtime (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML

#18299655
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6557) - you deserved it (79656)

On 11/20/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Emil - United States

Today, was the last day of the prank war between me and my husband. I told him the last prank needed to be the best one. I took a shower and tried to think up my last prank. When I got out of the shower, my hair was green. FML

#18080621
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11820) - you deserved it (32908)

On 10/26/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by mycedes - United States



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