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FYL4BEINGHERE
  • Town/Country : UNKOWN, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 March 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 345
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I allowed my friend to practice driving in my car. As she began to let the car roll forward, she looked at me and very seriously asked, "Brakes is the right pedal, right?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6589) - you deserved it (17540)

On 10/13/2010 at 11:08pm - misc - by holly10350 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my roommate and I invited a few girls over to our dorm for a small party. We started to play a drinking game, and I attempted to chug three beers in two minutes. My stomach wouldn't have that, and I spewed up bright red chunks everywhere and on everyone. FML

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119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4882) - you deserved it (34434)

On 10/07/2010 at 12:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint. My boss walks by and asks me to join him in his office. When I do so, he fires me for drawing offensive material. I drew a rainbow. FML

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141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20763) - you deserved it (5110)

On 09/21/2010 at 9:31pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I saw a small child take a really bad fall off his scooter, so I got rid of my cigarette and ran to help him. I asked him if he was alright, or if I could walk him to his house. He replied "I'm okay, but your dress is on fire." It was. FML

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184 comments

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On 09/21/2010 at 8:31pm - misc - by Laura - United States

Today, I received an email from an ex who I haven't heard from in two years. Excited that it might be her asking if we could meet up, I opened it. It was a virus. FML

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161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23855) - you deserved it (6401)

On 09/09/2010 at 3:58pm - love - by kevdev (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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