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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 July 1984 (31 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1159
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About FFPulley : I'm a Professional Firefighter. My favorite bands are 5 Finger Death Punch, Slipknot, Seether, Bullet for My Valentine, A7X and Black Label Society (Zakk Wylde is a guitar god) I'm in to Crossfit and I fight in charity boxing tournament. I hate it when people complain about how much their life sucks. Guess what, it could always be worse. Suck it up and deal with it.



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Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML


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