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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 May 1988 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 684
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Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML

#18585273
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On 12/23/2011 at 12:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after 5 years of no intimate, sexual contact with a woman, I finally got my chance. Unfortunately, I also discovered that I have full-on erectile dysfunction. I'm 23 years old. FML

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195 comments

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On 12/12/2011 at 1:23am - intimacy - by brokedick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML

#18490910
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On 12/12/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by tishihish - United States

Today, in science class, we had to make play-dough with our lab partners. We were allowed to put one thing in it to make it more bouncy or rubbery. My partner said that he wanted to put a chicken wing in ours. FML

#18374727
137 comments

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On 11/28/2011 at 10:45am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, in my karate dojo, I was being taught how to fall properly. My sensei instructed us not to fall with our hands out because it could sprain our wrists. As I was getting ready to help demonstrate a backwards break fall, I actually fell over. Guess where my hands went. FML

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86 comments

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On 11/24/2011 at 2:58am - health - by xJade2012x - United States

Today, things were getting heated with my girlfriend, so I tried taking her shirt off. Slapping my hands away, she said, "I was only dating you to get my self-confidence up, I'm good now." FML

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On 11/24/2011 at 1:52am - intimacy - by Badab1ng - United States (Texas)

Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML

#18207417
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On 11/10/2011 at 12:56am - animals - by Doggy... (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML

#18134142
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On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

#17757817
129 comments

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On 09/16/2011 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML

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188 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 12:38am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)



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