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EvAnWuzhere
  • Town/Country : truckee, CA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 January 1987 (27 years)
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Today, my mom had my girlfriend and I over. Out of the blue, she pulled out my grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (97808) - you deserved it (244411)

On 03/01/2009 at 4:58pm - love - by MrCanoe (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I went to get a sports physical at a hospital. My nurse was morbidly obese and unattractive. She told me she would go through the tests listed on the sheet. She did everything, including feeling my genitalia. When it was done, I read over the sheet. Genitalia wasn't a test listed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (146015) - you deserved it (12667)

On 02/28/2009 at 4:58pm - health - by TahRah (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67005) - you deserved it (403366)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)



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