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By RachelDC - / Friday 3 July 2009 19:06 / United States
By Dirtyswede - / Wednesday 17 June 2009 14:57 / United Kingdom

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

By wtfdreams - / Sunday 17 May 2009 12:33 / United States

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

By RC3Welly - / Monday 9 March 2009 22:58 / United States
By Crystal / Saturday 10 January 2009 08:21 / France