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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 January 1987 (28 years)
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Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. FML

#366764
351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (405548) - you deserved it (90343)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

#341783
546 comments

I agree, your life sucks (520953) - you deserved it (35310)

On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I decided it would be pretty amusing to press the "Like" button on everyone's status on Facebook without reading them just to get on peoples' nerves. After re-reading them later, I found out one of them said "I MISS YOU SOO MUCH GRANDMOM. RIP". I liked that her grandmother died. FML

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175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22227) - you deserved it (188483)

On 03/14/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by like - United States (Pennsylvania)



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