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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
EsotericAura's favorite FMLs
by MakeMyDay_27 / 06/27/2011 at 12:46pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/27/2011 at 9:55am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Nice 2 inch / 06/27/2011 at 8:16am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML
by SheenaL / 06/27/2011 at 2:26am / United States (Washington) / Kids
Today, my 15 year old brother, visiting me for the weekend, thought it would be a great idea to switch my expensive moisturiser for fake tan cream. I'm going to work in 12 hours. I'm fluorescent orange. FML
by WalkingTalkingCarrot / 06/26/2011 at 10:15pm / United Kingdom / Kids
by luni / 06/26/2011 at 5:17pm / United Kingdom (Devon) / Love
by ugly / 06/26/2011 at 3:02am / United States / Kids
Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML
by Anonymous / 06/26/2011 at 2:12am / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
by woahheylex / 06/25/2011 at 10:21am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I sent my romantic interest a sexy text about a dream I had about a "sex gameshow." I sent it by replying to the last text sent. I'm now responsible for traumatizing my 12 year old niece who could only reply, "Like Jeopardy?" FML
by PandaMantis / 06/25/2011 at 12:32am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML
by Anonymous / 06/24/2011 at 7:36pm / United Kingdom (Devon) / Love
by anonymous / 06/23/2011 at 10:19am / United States / Miscellaneous
by alo1434 / 06/23/2011 at 4:54am / United States (Illinois) / Money
by wow / 06/23/2011 at 4:53am / Kids
by shyshy96679 / 06/20/2011 at 6:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, my boyfriend accidentally locked me out for 3 hours, in 90 degree heat, beside a trash fire,… Today, I almost shit my pants in front of my boyfriend, his mom and his dad. All while his mom was… Today, I found out that tomorrow I may have to watch a 5 year old that hates me, a 4 year old with…