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  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 August 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of comments : 29
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Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

#18378519
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27588) - you deserved it (5423)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:44pm - misc - by moopymoplady - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML

#18378000
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12095) - you deserved it (36569)

On 11/28/2011 at 6:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

#18370859
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27944) - you deserved it (3970)

On 11/27/2011 at 10:00pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, the recycling bin caught fire. My little brother was "experimenting" with his magnifying glass, set an egg carton on fire and didn't realise you had to put it out before throwing it in the bin. FML

#18354691
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24202) - you deserved it (2355)

On 11/26/2011 at 6:38am - kids - by Annon - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML

#18354062
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38607) - you deserved it (2320)

On 11/26/2011 at 3:16am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, my neighbours kicked my football back over the fence. They'd slashed it and taped a note to the remains that said, "Do it again and it'll be your face." Now I'm scared to play football in my own backyard. FML

#18350483
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28660) - you deserved it (3776)

On 11/25/2011 at 8:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML

#18342108
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31351) - you deserved it (2657)

On 11/24/2011 at 10:12pm - misc - by hannahlorraine - United States

Today, my entire family came over for thanksgiving. It went pretty well, only four family members got in a fist fight and only one cop car was called. FML

#18341850
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27954) - you deserved it (2159)

On 11/24/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by guy - United States

Today, my son told me he was afraid of monsters under his bed. When I poked my head under to show him nothing was there, the family cat sprang out and clawed me in the face. Now I have a gash on my chin, and my son refuses to go anywhere near his bed. FML

#18336712
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35260) - you deserved it (3646)

On 11/24/2011 at 12:07pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my dad got drunk and thought it would be a great idea to clean up the yard by dumping gasoline all over the leaves and lighting our entire front yard on fire. FML

#18334271
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31343) - you deserved it (2527)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by JWhite - United States (California)

Today, when drunk, I became OCD about everything and spent 3 hours making sure that the books on my shelves were straight. I thought that being drunk was supposed to be fun. FML

#18323585
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26306) - you deserved it (9593)

On 11/23/2011 at 1:40am - health - by OCDrunk (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to bail both my parents out of jail. They'd thought it would be fun to go streaking. FML

#18323291
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32459) - you deserved it (2777)

On 11/23/2011 at 1:02am - misc - by poorchild - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML

#18314611
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38378) - you deserved it (12508)

On 11/22/2011 at 4:36am - intimacy - by toomuch (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, a woman and her daughter came into the store I work at. The girl placed a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessed she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already heard a lecture, I simply thanked her for bringing them back. Her mom yelled at me for not yelling at her. FML

#18304888
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34796) - you deserved it (3215)

On 11/21/2011 at 2:02am - work - by disciplinaryaction (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out that a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser will erase the paint right off your wall. FML

#18301043
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25544) - you deserved it (6417)

On 11/20/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by jazzybell - United States (Michigan)



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