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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
EsotericAura's favorite FMLs
by anon / 11/29/2011 at 6:59pm / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
by hot_shot / 11/28/2011 at 8:33pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by moopymoplady / 11/28/2011 at 7:44pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML
by Anonymous / 11/28/2011 at 6:54pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals
by Anonymous / 11/27/2011 at 10:00pm / United States (Mississippi) / Love
Today, the recycling bin caught fire. My little brother was "experimenting" with his magnifying glass, set an egg carton on fire and didn't realise you had to put it out before throwing it in the bin. FML
by Annon / 11/26/2011 at 6:38am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/26/2011 at 3:16am / United States (Indiana) / Love
Today, my neighbours kicked my football back over the fence. They'd slashed it and taped a note to the remains that said, "Do it again and it'll be your face." Now I'm scared to play football in my own backyard. FML
by Anonymous / 11/25/2011 at 8:25pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML
by hannahlorraine / 11/24/2011 at 10:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by guy / 11/24/2011 at 9:49pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my son told me he was afraid of monsters under his bed. When I poked my head under to show him nothing was there, the family cat sprang out and clawed me in the face. Now I have a gash on my chin, and my son refuses to go anywhere near his bed. FML
by Anonymous / 11/24/2011 at 12:07pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by JWhite / 11/24/2011 at 3:42am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by OCDrunk / 11/23/2011 at 1:40am / Australia (Victoria) / Health
by poorchild / 11/23/2011 at 1:02am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by toomuch / 11/22/2011 at 4:36am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy