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- Title : Miss
- Birth Date :
Saturday 8 August 1992 (20 years)
- Number of visits : 3241
- Number of comments : 386
- Number of FMLs :
0 confirmed out of 3 posted
About EpicSquishii : Hello All,
Just a couple of things before you message me, because I'm getting the same message over and over.
1.) My mustache is lush and luxurious, I know. Of course you love it. You can't NOT love it, it's impossible not to adore and covet such a manly mustache.
2. I know you can see the tops of my boobs in my profile picture. They're boobs, everyone has them. You don't have to mention them, as I'm well aware of every single aspect of the tops of my boobs that you could ever possibly point out.
(Disclaimer: If you have gone through any mastectomies, and therefore have no boobs, please feel free to message me about boobs, as I would probably very much enjoy that conversation.)
3. This is not a dating site. I'm not interested in any "You're (insert lame, cliche compliment about aforementioned boobs or mustache here) LOL ;) we should talk!" messages. Send them to someone else.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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