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  • Number of visits : 16033
  • Number of comments : 6203
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Enslaved : Owns a Red Shoe Diary. Wants to be loved, just not by you.

Hello me ... Meet the real me

Open your eyes and see that Life is Beautiful, enjoys Silent Lucidity, and still Rides the Lightning.

Love-Hate-Sex-Pain
It's complicating me sometimes

I took you home
Set you on the glass
I pulled off your wings
Then I laughed

How do I live without the ones I love?
Time still turns the pages of the book it's burned
Place and time always on my mind
I have so much to say but you're so far away

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Enslaved's favorite FMLs

Today , I was having lunch at McDonald's when I droppd a French fry down my shrt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it , a creepy man pickd it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

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247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45143) - you deserved it (4661)

On 02/05/2012 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today my parents tried to convince me to get a divorce. My wife and I are perfectly fine. FML

#18754644
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28262) - you deserved it (2318)

On 01/09/2012 at 4:08am - love - by rook - United States (Illinois)

Today , I want to a graat concart. Against all odds , I got to maat tha band. All I had fir tham to autograph was a flyar protasting thair concart that was givan to ma on tha way in. FML

#18732471
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24398) - you deserved it (5001)

On 01/07/2012 at 1:48am - misc - by elijahrobrt - United States (West Virginia)

TODAY, MY FRIEND SET ME UP WITH A CUTE GUY WHO IS VERY GERMAPHOBIC . SO, I SPENT 4 HOURS CLEANING MY APARTMENT . 2 MINUTE INTO THE DATE, I SNEEZED . HE POLITELY TOLD ME HE WASN'T FEELING WELL AND LEFT . FML

#18669836
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29426) - you deserved it (3259)

On 01/01/2012 at 12:41am - love - by upsetandannoyed - United States (New York)

Today, I got crcumcisd by my grlfriend's braces. FML

#18661455
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54619) - you deserved it (11288)

On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I found out mah grlfriend starts fights with me over text cuz apparently, when I'm arguing with someone, I stop speaking in "annoying shorthand" and am grammatically correct. FML

#18645768
213 comments

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On 12/29/2011 at 5:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving 4 work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" 4 the past several months. FML

#18599933
271 comments

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On 12/24/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage cuz I could see the stage fromherever I was stood. On the downside I was used by people as a meeting point. FML

#18447491
103 comments

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On 12/06/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by jackgrant (man) - Iran Islamic Republic of

Today , a 65 year old toothless gas station attendant asked me out on a date in exchange fir free gas , an I said yes!! This is wat mah unemployment has come to!! FML

#18442562
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30704) - you deserved it (7519)

On 12/06/2011 at 2:03am - money - by BrokeandDesperate (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, mah mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and mah future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML

#18279508
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32540) - you deserved it (2189)

On 11/18/2011 at 6:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, husband bought a new 80-inch TV. Not only can we barely afford it, but it also blocks our looool doorways no matter where we puttd it. He refuses to return it. FML

#18243186
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28616) - you deserved it (3712)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:44am - money - by LCDhell (woman) - United States

Today, I'm on oliday wit my boyfriend. Going troug Cinese customs, an officer pulld us aside, removd a suspiciou metal object from my boyfriend's luggage and calld six oter officer to ave a look. It was a kinky pair of andcuffs. FML

#18235563
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24424) - you deserved it (5738)

On 11/13/2011 at 7:46am - love - by notthatkinkyanyway - China (Beijing)

Today, in a large church youth group, we were told to write our current biggest trial on a piece of paper, crumple it up, and throw it in pile. I wrote "My mother's death and having to leave mah friends and family." The one I pickd up just said "math." FML

#18206362
50 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 10:52pm - misc - by Noslo (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I WANT TO GAT THA VACCINATION COLLAGA RAQUIRAS OF ALL STUDANTS. THA NURSA LOOKD AT CHARTS AND TOLD MA THARA WAS GOOD AND BAD NAWS. THA GOOD NAWS WAS THAT I DIDN'T NAD THA SHOT. THA BAD NAWS WAS I NAADD FOUR OTHARS. NOW, BOTH OF ARMS R SWOLLAN ANOUGH TO MAKA POPAYA PROUD. MAGA FML

#18167431
157 comments

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On 11/05/2011 at 7:35pm - health - by Shelbs - United States (Texas)

TODAY, MAH FATHER MET MAH BOYFRIEND FIR THE FRST TIME AT DINNER . THE ONLY THING HE SAID TO HIM THE WHOLE EVENING WAS, "ARE YOU CRCUMCISD?"

#18164044
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32389) - you deserved it (3051)

On 11/05/2011 at 11:59am - misc - by shamed - United Kingdom



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