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  • Number of visits : 14795
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Enslaved : Owns a Red Shoe Diary. Wants to be loved, just not by you.

Hello me ... Meet the real me

Open your eyes and see that Life is Beautiful, enjoys Silent Lucidity, and still Rides the Lightning.

It's complicating me sometimes

I took you home
Set you on the glass
I pulled off your wings
Then I laughed

How do I live without the ones I love?
Time still turns the pages of the book it's burned
Place and time always on my mind
I have so much to say but you're so far away

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Enslaved's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized just how messed up my life is, thanks to all the scare stories my wife sees on Dr Phil. She's now convinced that I'll start beating her someday. She's started taking martial arts classes, and threatens to use her skills every time I get even slightly frustrated with her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25626) - you deserved it (2177)

On 08/19/2012 at 12:00pm - love - by yarhyun1 (man) - United States

Today, my mom asked me if I had any plans to go out tonight. To divert attention, I pretended to be angry and accused her of prying into my social life. Actually, I have no social life and nobody to go out with. My only "big plans" were to finish my Sudoku book. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9137) - you deserved it (19899)

On 08/16/2012 at 2:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23177) - you deserved it (7889)

On 08/15/2012 at 12:46pm - love - by lonely. (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend got a new job. He'll be over the road for three weeks at a time, and home on the remaining week. Basically, I'll see him once a month. Guess which time of month it'll fall on. FML

Today, against my advice, my boyfriend decided to read Fifty Shades of Grey in an attempt to learn how to please me in bed. Now all he does is suck on my toes, and thinks it's weird that I don't spontaneously orgasm as if I'm some kind of nymphomaniacal weirdo. FML


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On 07/23/2012 at 3:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, some friends told me that my natural body odor smells like cooked beef and roasted onions. I'm disgustingly delicious. FML


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On 07/22/2012 at 2:34am - health - by hungry? - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my husband and I agreed that he would name our first born and I would name our second. He's dead-set on naming our child "Raindropp" no matter whether it's a boy or girl. FML


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On 07/16/2012 at 4:57pm - kids - by trisha (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I managed to bruise my nipple by closing an umbrella on it. The stupidity of the whole thing hurts almost as much as the injury. FML


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On 07/14/2012 at 10:43am - health - by Anonymous - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML


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On 07/13/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by HellisLikeTheDMV (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my brother had a party with over 60 people in my basement. It turns out that five different couples had sex under the same comforter. The comforter was mine. FML


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On 07/11/2012 at 9:29am - intimacy - by Sherry - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while looking through pictures of my boyfriend and me on Facebook, I noticed that in practically every single one featuring my best friend, his eyes are directed down her shirt. FML


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On 07/07/2012 at 6:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML


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On 06/30/2012 at 8:48am - health - by Jobby (woman) -

Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML


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On 06/17/2012 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by turnedoff (woman) - United States

Today, my sister called me and asked if my boyfriend of 3 years had proposed to me yet. And now the surprise is ruined. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31234) - you deserved it (2589)

On 06/16/2012 at 9:57am - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, I decided not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punched in the face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24525) - you deserved it (5886)

On 06/16/2012 at 1:42am - misc - by Cassidy Bowen - United States (California)

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