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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 18956
  • Number of comments : 6369
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Enslaved : Owns a Red Shoe Diary. Wants to be loved, just not by you.

Hello me ... Meet the real me

Open your eyes and see that Life is Beautiful, enjoys Silent Lucidity, and still Rides the Lightning.

Love-Hate-Sex-Pain
It's complicating me sometimes

I took you home
Set you on the glass
I pulled off your wings
Then I laughed

How do I live without the ones I love?
Time still turns the pages of the book it's burned
Place and time always on my mind
I have so much to say but you're so far away

Enslaved's page activity

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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Enslaved's favorite FMLs

Today, I was volunteering at a gift-wrapping booth to raise money for autism, and helping others takes my mind off the fact that my mom died at Christmas. While carefully wrapping a present, offering bows, ribbons, and a gift tag, a snobby bitch said to me, "You're not doing a very good job." FML

#21503447
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24458) - you deserved it (1995)

On 12/13/2015 at 10:23pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I drove to my cousin's house so he could help me fix my broken tail light. On the way there, I got pulled over for having a broken tail light. FML

#21494946
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22040) - you deserved it (3539)

On 11/20/2015 at 6:52pm - misc - by nozVail - United States

Today, I realized when I'm on my phone, I tend to play with my penis, even in public. FML

#21492545
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14125) - you deserved it (25898)

On 11/14/2015 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by BashyDaBest - United States (California)

Today, my mom and dad went to court to negotiate child support for me and my brothers. During the meeting, my dad was asked, "Sir, are you saying that the only reason you want your sons to live with you full time is so you don't have to pay child support?" To which he responded, "Yes." FML

#21479731
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25479) - you deserved it (1446)

On 10/13/2015 at 9:21pm - misc - by vanillapudding6 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to choke back tears as my cockslap of a brother brutally mocked me for being a 25-year-old loser who's never been kissed by a girl, while at 14 he's already lost his virginity. FML

#21477811
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29089) - you deserved it (4372)

On 10/09/2015 at 5:06am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I spent $70 on party supplies for my sister's bachelorette party, another hour decorating, three hours baking and designing a cake, before waiting five hours to hear that she and another bridesmaid had 'moved' the party elsewhere. Cake anyone? FML

#21445882
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29934) - you deserved it (1801)

On 07/23/2015 at 7:53am - misc - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally posted an extensive, negative review of the gynecologist I visited earlier this week. I messed up and posted it from my work's customer service email, so now it looks like the large, well-known company I work for had a poor gynecological experience. FML

#21432306
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16193) - you deserved it (21572)

On 06/26/2015 at 12:54pm - work - by AshWil - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I'm actually starting to miss my former heroin addict neighbor because of how mellow he was compared to my new neighbors. FML

#21427797
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28002) - you deserved it (2368)

On 06/17/2015 at 10:07pm - money - by Rusty (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my co-worker told me how "lucky" I am that I "chose" to be a lesbian, because I don't have to deal with "guy drama". I spent two years of my adolescence sleeping at a bus stop and begging strangers for money after I got kicked out of home. FML

#21427509
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36432) - you deserved it (3485)

On 06/17/2015 at 9:31am - misc - by Lesbihonest (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML

#21423823
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29715) - you deserved it (1979)

On 06/10/2015 at 8:00am - misc - by Spa Catholic - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, for our anniversary, I had made a small treasure hunt for my boyfriend, tying roses with notes of poetry to lampposts across campus to lead him to where we would have a romantic dinner. He couldn't find it because people had stolen the roses, or simply ripped them to pieces and thrown them away. FML

#21417526
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32075) - you deserved it (8505)

On 05/29/2015 at 9:04am - love - by Headless (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I started my day off with a relaxing cup of coffee, the morning paper, and the sound of my mother informing me I will be going to hell for being not believing in God. FML

#21417394
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27365) - you deserved it (5217)

On 05/29/2015 at 12:16am - misc - by idonthavereligion (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML

#21369637
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29484) - you deserved it (6081)

On 03/06/2015 at 11:26pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found a phone in a fitting room. I called the number that said "home" to let the owner know that I was going to give it to the store's manager. Apparently the husband didn't know his wife was out shopping and "blowing all his earnings". FML

#21359482
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30845) - you deserved it (2608)

On 02/19/2015 at 10:16pm - money - by Enslaved (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom told me that her vagina is "as cute today as it was twenty years ago." FML

#21308358
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31583) - you deserved it (3012)

On 11/29/2014 at 9:06pm - misc - by justawallflower - United States (Ohio)



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