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Venezuelan-American, Art school student (SCAD), Animator and Comic Book Artist, Snapback Enthusiast, Animal Lover, and Capoeirista
About EduJav321 : Call me Fez!
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by winnerwinner / 05/02/2012 at 11:46am / United States / Intimacy
by Tashie01 / 04/29/2012 at 6:10am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/27/2012 at 11:24am / United States / Love
by crazyk2468 / 04/26/2012 at 1:29pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, I discovered that my daughter refuses to eat, but not because she's anorexic. Apparently, her health class has learned about the digestive system and now she refuses to "take part in something so gross." FML
by Anonymous / 04/26/2012 at 12:36am / United States (Hawaii) / Kids
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
by KC / 04/25/2012 at 4:06pm / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Kids
Today, it was snowing, and the campus looked just lovely. I sat on a nearby window ledge to enjoy the view. I was joined by a girl who looked fascinated as well, so I decided to make small talk. She nodded, smiled wistfully, and said, "There's herpes in the air today." FML
by intheairtonight / 04/25/2012 at 2:22am / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
by xharmonyx / 04/24/2012 at 4:29am / United States / Work
by jessica071509 / 04/24/2012 at 1:42am / United States (Arizona) / Animals
by sadmommy / 04/23/2012 at 6:51pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/23/2012 at 1:50am / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
by gottalovefriends / 04/23/2012 at 12:04am / United States (New Hampshire) / Love
by Gitana / 04/22/2012 at 3:08pm / Spain (Navarra) / Miscellaneous
by Mary Kathryn / 04/22/2012 at 8:09am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I woke up to a really cold feeling down below. I opened my eyes and saw my girlfriend grinning like a maniac and holding my crotch-sausage between two scissor blades. I screamed in terror like a little bitch, and she says I'm never gonna live this down. FML
by Hakimstah / 04/21/2012 at 1:38pm / Lebanon / Intimacy
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…