About EduJav321 : Call me Fez!
Venezuelan-American, Art school student (SCAD), Animator and Comic Book Artist, Snapback Enthusiast, Animal Lover, and Capoeirista
About EduJav321 : Call me Fez!
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by Ladieda / 05/28/2012 at 6:15am / Netherlands (Gelderland) / Miscellaneous
by anon / 05/24/2012 at 2:59pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by chchboy / 05/22/2012 at 1:05am / United States / Intimacy
Today, after months of using the empty driveway across the street from my house, a note was placed under my windshield wiper. It read, "Please stop parking in my driveway. P.S. You’re hot. Are you single?" FML
by bronco_lover89 / 05/21/2012 at 9:05pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by maggierose171 / 05/19/2012 at 11:08am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
Today, I was at the laundromat when a huge, tattoo-covered man wearing nothing but denim booty shorts and a wife-beater sat down beside me. He stared at me for a while, before telling me all about how I reminded him of his "first prison bitch." FML
by Anonymous / 05/18/2012 at 10:35pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right as things got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML
by iris / 05/18/2012 at 7:01pm / Portugal (Lisboa) / Intimacy
by Great. / 05/18/2012 at 11:05am / United States (Montana) / Love
by 23yearoldtoddler / 05/18/2012 at 10:13am / United States / Kids
by Vero / 05/17/2012 at 11:02am / Austria (Oberosterreich) / Love
Today, I was in the hospital with rib injuries after being rear-ended by a truck. The doc said, "Well, you'll probably feel like you've been hit by a truck for a while." Everyone laughed, except me. When I said he was being insensitive, he replied, "Calm down, I'm just ribbing you." FML
by ...... / 05/16/2012 at 6:29pm / United States / Health
Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML
by smart move there / 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm / Ireland (Kildare) / Intimacy
by uni life / 05/15/2012 at 4:08am / Australia (Western Australia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/14/2012 at 11:52pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was having dinner with my college friends to celebrate the end of our first year. I said really great things about them as individuals. The only thing they had to say to me was, "Thanks for being the token black friend." FML
by foreverbrown / 05/14/2012 at 10:23pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…