About EduJav321 : Dude, ok, I'm Highschool guy from Texas; I came to the US a few years ago and I'm actually Venezuelan.
I love parties, animals, and art. I also breakdance, Shuffle, Jumpstyle, and Electro; I like having fun, crazy times with my friends, but I also am a very smart and good student and overall reliable person.
I can be very annoying when I want to, and very sarcastic also; but I'm cool, if I do say so myself
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Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML
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On 06/23/2012 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Ireland (Cork)
Today, after careful consideration, I told my wife I really want to have kids. She laughed, until she finally realized I was serious, at which point she flicked me in the balls and said, "Problem solved." FML
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On 06/20/2012 at 12:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
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On 06/14/2012 at 12:28pm - love - by Sir Vom-a-lot (man) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)
Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
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On 06/14/2012 at 10:54am - misc - by anonymous - China (Jiangsu)
Today, I walked in on my wife masturbating. Naturally, I asked her if she needed some help. She replied, "Nah, I've got this." FML
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On 06/13/2012 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by Steve (man) - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML
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On 06/13/2012 at 12:07pm - intimacy - by Rosie (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)
Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML
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On 06/10/2012 at 3:54am - misc - by eddie818 - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my sister, knowing that I'm terrified of his face, taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet. When I entered the washroom, I sprinted back out screaming. Minutes later, while in the shower, I happened to glance up at the ceiling. Guess who was grinning down at me. FML
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Today, I had a babysitting job. When I got there, the parents were rushing out the door and told me they'd left instructions for the kids on the table. The first bullet point stated that the oldest was convinced she is possessed by the devil, but just to ignore it. Three more hours to go. FML
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On 05/29/2012 at 9:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)
Today, my 14-year-old brother told me he needed help with something "very personal." Thinking he wanted girlfriend advice or something, I said, "Sure, no problem". He wanted me to shave his butt crack. FML
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On 05/29/2012 at 6:40pm - kids - by liquid_sasquatch - United States
Today, my parents think it's so hot outside that it's okay for them to work in the garden naked. FML
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On 05/28/2012 at 6:15am - misc - by Ladieda (woman) - Netherlands (Gelderland)
Today, I am on vacation in the Smoky Mountains with my parents. They just decided to take me to the place I was conceived seventeen years ago: a bench at a public park. FML
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On 05/24/2012 at 2:59pm - intimacy - by anon - United States (Texas)
Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
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On 05/22/2012 at 1:05am - intimacy - by chchboy (man) - United States
Today, after months of using the empty driveway across the street from my house, a note was placed under my windshield wiper. It read, "Please stop parking in my driveway. P.S. You’re hot. Are you single?" FML
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On 05/21/2012 at 9:05pm - misc - by bronco_lover89 (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my daughter's bed broke. Trying to see the damage, I lay down on her floor to get a closer look. I saw mountains of condom boxes under there. Now I know why the bed broke. FML
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On 05/19/2012 at 11:08am - intimacy - by maggierose171 - United States (Wisconsin)
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