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EduJav321

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EduJav321

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9402
  • Number of comments : 236
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 45 posted

About EduJav321 : Call me Fez!

Venezuelan-American, Art school student (SCAD), Animator and Comic Book Artist, Snapback Enthusiast, Animal Lover, and Capoeirista

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Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed. FML

#148827
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (111505) - you deserved it (11769)

On 02/26/2009 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I jokingly told my mom that I was having sex with my Professor. Her response was, "As long as you're getting A's, honey!" FML

#93640
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28801) - you deserved it (48631)

On 02/21/2009 at 12:36am - intimacy - by acincollege (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
343 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45799) - you deserved it (372097)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

#3168
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33946) - you deserved it (4675)

On 01/28/2009 at 6:02pm - love - by john - United States (Kansas)



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