Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

EduJav321

Offline (the 08/30/2014 at 11:37am) | Search for a member

EduJav321

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8960
  • Number of comments : 236
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 45 posted

About EduJav321 : Call me Fez!

Venezuelan-American, Art school student (SCAD), Animator and Comic Book Artist, Snapback Enthusiast, Animal Lover, and Capoeirista

EduJav321's page activity

Visits<b>Dynosaur_dollie</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 10:33am<b>54MU31</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 2:22pm<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 10:03pm<b>EnigMind</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 2:39am<b>FlabbberGasted</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 1:46am<b>currly_fry</b> - the 11/27/2014 at 7:34pm<b>irisr</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 3:42am<b>MyUsernameIsBest</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 1:04am<b>12goldfish69</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 12:29am<b>kelseysking</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 6:42pm<b>bahshat</b> - the 09/15/2014 at 6:55am<b>Anomalymous</b> - the 09/13/2014 at 2:03am<b>BBlah</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 10:25pm<b>ksadhera</b> - the 08/26/2014 at 5:47pm<b>Wiz_Of_Oz</b> - the 08/19/2014 at 3:00pm<b>peacefulterroist</b> - the 08/19/2014 at 5:01am<b>xxrogerthatxx</b> - the 08/18/2014 at 5:48am<b>FallenBaphomet</b> - the 08/17/2014 at 9:58am

EduJav321's FML badges

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of EduJav321's badges

EduJav321's favorite FMLs

Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed. FML

#148827
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (111394) - you deserved it (11762)

On 02/26/2009 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I jokingly told my mom that I was having sex with my Professor. Her response was, "As long as you're getting A's, honey!" FML

#93640
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28777) - you deserved it (48606)

On 02/21/2009 at 12:36am - intimacy - by acincollege (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43672) - you deserved it (366091)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

#3168
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31849) - you deserved it (4426)

On 01/28/2009 at 6:02pm - love - by john - United States (Kansas)



FML's blog

  • Elaillce's illustrated FML
  • So, did you catch the game this week? You know, the one with the ball, the scoring and all that stuff. Isn't that how you're supposed to talk to people? OK, I know nothing about sports and teams, but I…

Friday 17 April 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: