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EduJav321
  • Town/Country : Houston, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 February 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 2435
  • Number of comments : 224
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 43 posted

About EduJav321 : Dude, ok, I'm College guy from Texas; I came to the US a few years ago and I'm actually Venezuelan.
I love parties, animals, and art. I also breakdance, Shuffle, Jumpstyle, and Electro; I like having fun, crazy times with my friends, but I also am a very smart and good student and overall reliable person.
I can be very annoying when I want to, and very sarcastic also; but I'm cool, if I do say so myself

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Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML

#572607
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47153) - you deserved it (10559)

On 03/24/2009 at 6:18am - misc - by kha (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed. FML

#148827
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (106754) - you deserved it (11165)

On 02/26/2009 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I jokingly told my mom that I was having sex with my Professor. Her response was, "As long as you're getting A's, honey!" FML

#93640
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27113) - you deserved it (46655)

On 02/21/2009 at 12:36am - intimacy - by acincollege (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37043) - you deserved it (322275)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

#3168
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27747) - you deserved it (3932)

On 01/28/2009 at 6:02pm - love - by john - United States (Kansas)



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