Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

EduJav321

Offline (the 08/30/2014 at 11:37am) | Search for a member

EduJav321

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 February 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4712
  • Number of comments : 236
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 45 posted

About EduJav321 : Call me Fez!

Venezuelan-American, Art school student (SCAD), Animator and Comic Book Artist, Snapback Enthusiast, Animal Lover, and Capoeirista

EduJav321's page activity

Visits<b>12goldfish69</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 12:29am<b>kelseysking</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 6:42pm<b>bahshat</b> - the 09/15/2014 at 6:55am<b>Anomalymous</b> - the 09/13/2014 at 2:03am<b>currly_fry</b> - the 09/02/2014 at 12:19am<b>BBlah</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 10:25pm<b>ksadhera</b> - the 08/26/2014 at 5:47pm<b>Wiz_Of_Oz</b> - the 08/19/2014 at 3:00pm<b>peacefulterroist</b> - the 08/19/2014 at 5:01am<b>xxrogerthatxx</b> - the 08/18/2014 at 5:48am<b>FallenBaphomet</b> - the 08/17/2014 at 9:58am<b>Hesher</b> - the 08/17/2014 at 6:19am<b>gunner_12</b> - the 08/05/2014 at 12:03pm<b>cherrio27</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 3:26pm<b>Ashdapple</b> - the 07/11/2014 at 2:34am<b>child_of_3_girls</b> - the 07/01/2014 at 11:18am<b>cleo_ann</b> - the 06/25/2014 at 3:29pm<b>Nevracceptdefeat</b> - the 06/22/2014 at 7:24pm

EduJav321's FML badges

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of EduJav321's badges

EduJav321's favorite FMLs

Today, I was so broke that I paid for a $0.28 candy bar with my credit card. FML

#16938704
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24514) - you deserved it (11366)

On 07/01/2011 at 5:47pm - money - by Username - United States (Illinois)

Today, my grandpa told us he wanted to fit in. His idea of fitting in is streaking in a park at 4:00 pm. FML

#16878722
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28455) - you deserved it (3226)

On 06/27/2011 at 8:16am - misc - by Nice 2 inch - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was "Does she know?" FML

#15655514
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36698) - you deserved it (4807)

On 04/05/2011 at 8:00pm - misc - by notacreeper -

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I could call him "love muffin". He asked if he could call me "muffin top". FML

#13716117
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10199) - you deserved it (31643)

On 11/04/2010 at 4:30pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML

#13127028
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33591) - you deserved it (3523)

On 09/20/2010 at 10:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML

#12617958
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36510) - you deserved it (6279)

On 08/19/2010 at 1:26am - love - by Single - United States (California)

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

#10624819
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50139) - you deserved it (6753)

On 05/19/2010 at 8:12am - intimacy - by during - United States (Michigan)

Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML

#7603599
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38153) - you deserved it (3898)

On 01/27/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by evil - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I took a picture of my "privates" on my girlfriends cell phone and set it as her background without her knowing. Minutes later, I heard her mom scream. She has the same phone. FML

#7492476
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7174) - you deserved it (34079)

On 01/22/2010 at 1:25am - intimacy - by masterzach21 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, a funny smelling liquid was sprayed all over the computer. Last week, I told my fully pottytrained but extremely reluctant toddler that he couldn't play Barney games until he used the big boy toilet. A 4 year old's revenge really sucks. FML

#6515596
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25267) - you deserved it (5015)

On 11/29/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML

#4787214
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51374) - you deserved it (4233)

On 08/24/2009 at 3:59pm - misc - by embarassed_chick (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was on a flight coming back home. On my right was a fat monk who was snoring very loudly, and on my left there were two old women who were talking about their teenage love lives in detail. The flight was 17 hours long. FML

#4707579
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32217) - you deserved it (2556)

On 08/21/2009 at 12:18pm - misc - by ihatelongflights (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML

#2418263
452 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20971) - you deserved it (219812)

On 05/29/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)



FML's blog

  • Krumla's Illustrated FML
  • It's Friday, so a bold font is required. I was sitting in my caravan by the side of busy road cooking cocktail sausages over a gas stove when I realised it was time to start writing something about this…

Friday 24 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: