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EduJav321

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EduJav321

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10271
  • Number of comments : 236
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 45 posted

About EduJav321 : Call me Fez!

Venezuelan-American, Art school student (SCAD), Animator and Comic Book Artist, Snapback Enthusiast, Animal Lover, and Capoeirista

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EduJav321's favorite FMLs

Today, my grandpa told us he wanted to fit in. His idea of fitting in is streaking in a park at 4:00 pm. FML

#16878722
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30288) - you deserved it (3350)

On 06/27/2011 at 8:16am - misc - by Nice 2 inch - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was "Does she know?" FML

#15655514
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36985) - you deserved it (4825)

On 04/05/2011 at 8:00pm - misc - by notacreeper -

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I could call him "love muffin". He asked if he could call me "muffin top". FML

#13716117
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11595) - you deserved it (33769)

On 11/04/2010 at 4:30pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML

#13127028
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33886) - you deserved it (3547)

On 09/20/2010 at 10:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML

#12617958
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38931) - you deserved it (6512)

On 08/19/2010 at 1:26am - love - by Single - United States (California)

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

#10624819
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50418) - you deserved it (6951)

On 05/19/2010 at 8:12am - intimacy - by during - United States (Michigan)

Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML

#7603599
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41110) - you deserved it (4161)

On 01/27/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by evil - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I took a picture of my "privates" on my girlfriends cell phone and set it as her background without her knowing. Minutes later, I heard her mom scream. She has the same phone. FML

#7492476
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7894) - you deserved it (36757)

On 01/22/2010 at 1:25am - intimacy - by masterzach21 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, a funny smelling liquid was sprayed all over the computer. Last week, I told my fully pottytrained but extremely reluctant toddler that he couldn't play Barney games until he used the big boy toilet. A 4 year old's revenge really sucks. FML

#6515596
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25561) - you deserved it (5049)

On 11/29/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML

#4787214
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53182) - you deserved it (4378)

On 08/24/2009 at 3:59pm - misc - by embarassed_chick (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was on a flight coming back home. On my right was a fat monk who was snoring very loudly, and on my left there were two old women who were talking about their teenage love lives in detail. The flight was 17 hours long. FML

#4707579
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35129) - you deserved it (2802)

On 08/21/2009 at 12:18pm - misc - by ihatelongflights (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML

#2418263
458 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23795) - you deserved it (233562)

On 05/29/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML

#572607
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55611) - you deserved it (14399)

On 03/24/2009 at 6:18am - misc - by kha (man) - United States (New York)



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