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EduJav321

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EduJav321

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9413
  • Number of comments : 236
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 45 posted

About EduJav321 : Call me Fez!

Venezuelan-American, Art school student (SCAD), Animator and Comic Book Artist, Snapback Enthusiast, Animal Lover, and Capoeirista

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Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML

#18705736
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26871) - you deserved it (2384)

On 01/04/2012 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

#18703291
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31907) - you deserved it (27521)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom came home from surgery. Upon arriving home, she flashed a paper in my face and said, "Want to see pictures of my colon?" My eyes are still burning. FML

#18703060
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22301) - you deserved it (2785)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:15am - health - by emsbuffalo - United States

Today, as an important meeting with clients was drawing to a close, we all stood up and they bid their farewells. My response was to blurt out, "Hello!" FML

#18701372
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18136) - you deserved it (6865)

On 01/03/2012 at 10:30pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

#18661455
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54694) - you deserved it (11298)

On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

#18626435
334 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42379) - you deserved it (8334)

On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my mother told me I looked like a hooker in my wedding dress. Thanks mommy. FML

#18551023
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33397) - you deserved it (6454)

On 12/19/2011 at 2:55am - intimacy - by mo (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML

#18404973
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42381) - you deserved it (9821)

On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)

Today, the main topic for my sister and her friends in the car was how many ways they could think of to kill me. They came up with 137. I have to spend a week with these people. FML

#18279244
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24818) - you deserved it (2312)

On 11/18/2011 at 4:01am - health - by xattackattackx - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

#18217902
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19106) - you deserved it (79370)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

#18048411
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15056) - you deserved it (46663)

On 10/22/2011 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML

#17960202
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33855) - you deserved it (8229)

On 10/11/2011 at 3:06pm - intimacy - by margelover (man) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML

#17557352
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36440) - you deserved it (4565)

On 08/23/2011 at 11:55am - kids - by Username - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

#17304859
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35812) - you deserved it (2807)

On 07/30/2011 at 1:15am - kids - by NaomiMadison - United States

Today, I was so broke that I paid for a $0.28 candy bar with my credit card. FML

#16938704
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24704) - you deserved it (11406)

On 07/01/2011 at 5:47pm - money - by Username - United States (Illinois)



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