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EduJav321
  • Town/Country : Houston, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 February 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 2440
  • Number of comments : 224
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 43 posted

About EduJav321 : Dude, ok, I'm College guy from Texas; I came to the US a few years ago and I'm actually Venezuelan.
I love parties, animals, and art. I also breakdance, Shuffle, Jumpstyle, and Electro; I like having fun, crazy times with my friends, but I also am a very smart and good student and overall reliable person.
I can be very annoying when I want to, and very sarcastic also; but I'm cool, if I do say so myself

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

#19391637
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36687) - you deserved it (2744)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by ohgod... - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML

#19388939
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19934) - you deserved it (8944)

On 04/01/2012 at 2:38pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States

Today, I had to sit between my parents in the car as they argued with one another for a whole hour over whether or not a thumb is a finger. FML

#19388204
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14706) - you deserved it (1200)

On 04/01/2012 at 12:15pm - misc - by totalloss - United States (Florida)

Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML

#19381776
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20174) - you deserved it (9622)

On 03/31/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML

#19379891
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16533) - you deserved it (2552)

On 03/31/2012 at 12:22am - health - by GetHardOrGoHome - United States (Ohio)

Today, I confided to my dad that my girlfriend had dumped me for another guy. He said "good" and explained that given how overpopulated the planet is, he's actually disappointed that I'm not gay. His advice was: "just wank it off and move on". FML

#19377820
94 comments

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On 03/30/2012 at 6:21pm - love - by sad (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML

#19376586
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19155) - you deserved it (4206)

On 03/30/2012 at 2:44pm - kids - by James (man) - United States

Today, I had to sit in the hospital with my 88-year-old grandfather by myself. During the five hours I was there, he insisted on sharing the intimate details of his many sexcapades that he has had since World War II. FML

#19375039
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19481) - you deserved it (2355)

On 03/30/2012 at 7:32am - intimacy - by kawood (woman) - United States

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

#19373619
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18623) - you deserved it (2078)

On 03/29/2012 at 11:48pm - misc - by LassieToe (woman) - Australia

Today, I gave myself paper cuts on the sides of my mouth while licking the cover of a pudding cup. FML

Today, I felt manly. I spent almost the entire day peeling paint, power sanding, and applying Spackle for my grandma. Strutting with masculinity, I headed for the shower, only to let out a womanly yelp at a spider hanging at eye level around a corner. Manliness gone. FML

#19372815
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9961) - you deserved it (18002)

On 03/29/2012 at 9:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML

#19366084
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18132) - you deserved it (1328)

On 03/28/2012 at 8:44pm - misc - by deadgrass (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had to explain to my 15-year-old son why it wouldn't be a good idea to include a picture of the red Power Ranger in his "Weapons throughout history" project. FML

#19365320
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14035) - you deserved it (2544)

On 03/28/2012 at 6:49pm - kids - by laststand11 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than my Facebook. FML

Today, I got pulled into a conversation about my 62 year old boss's new breast implants. FML

#19354471
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16355) - you deserved it (1714)

On 03/26/2012 at 10:36pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)



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