About EduJav321 : Call me Fez!
Venezuelan-American, Art school student (SCAD), Animator and Comic Book Artist, Snapback Enthusiast, Animal Lover, and Capoeirista
About EduJav321 : Call me Fez!
EduJav321's FML badges
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
EduJav321's favorite FMLs
by ohgod... / 04/01/2012 at 10:18pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML
by anonymous / 04/01/2012 at 2:38pm / United States / Intimacy
by totalloss / 04/01/2012 at 12:15pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/31/2012 at 11:10am / United States / Intimacy
by GetHardOrGoHome / 03/31/2012 at 12:22am / United States (Ohio) / Health
Today, I confided to my dad that my girlfriend had dumped me for another guy. He said "good" and explained that given how overpopulated the planet is, he's actually disappointed that I'm not gay. His advice was: "just wank it off and move on". FML
by sad / 03/30/2012 at 6:21pm / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Love
by James / 03/30/2012 at 2:44pm / United States / Kids
Today, I had to sit in the hospital with my 88-year-old grandfather by myself. During the five hours I was there, he insisted on sharing the intimate details of his many sexcapades that he has had since World War II. FML
by kawood / 03/30/2012 at 7:32am / United States / Intimacy
Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML
by LassieToe / 03/29/2012 at 11:48pm / Australia / Miscellaneous
by scarletscarface / 03/29/2012 at 11:00pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I felt manly. I spent almost the entire day peeling paint, power sanding, and applying Spackle for my grandma. Strutting with masculinity, I headed for the shower, only to let out a womanly yelp at a spider hanging at eye level around a corner. Manliness gone. FML
by Anonymous / 03/29/2012 at 9:54pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML
by deadgrass / 03/28/2012 at 8:44pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by laststand11 / 03/28/2012 at 6:49pm / United States (Kentucky) / Kids
by MattBC97 / 03/27/2012 at 12:24pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/26/2012 at 10:36pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…