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EduJav321

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EduJav321

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8590
  • Number of comments : 236
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 45 posted

About EduJav321 : Call me Fez!

Venezuelan-American, Art school student (SCAD), Animator and Comic Book Artist, Snapback Enthusiast, Animal Lover, and Capoeirista

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Today, my wife and I decided to try role-playing. I started cleaning the pool. waiting for her to come out and be sexy, but she never did. I'd cleaned the entire pool before going into the house to ask y she never came out. She said she tricked me into cleaning the pool. FML

#19455819
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30847) - you deserved it (19249)

On 04/12/2012 at 1:54pm - intimacy - by CantPublish - United States (California)

Taday I got home to fine our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbd by a Brony. FML

#19450814
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23886) - you deserved it (1880)

On 04/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up to the sight of a zucchini and a condom on mah bedside table, along with a note saying "I know it's tough being single." Apparently mah mom has boundary issues, mah dad will laugh at anything, and the fact I just got dumped means nothing . FML

#19437878
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27750) - you deserved it (2573)

On 04/09/2012 at 5:34pm - intimacy - by Madeline Lee (woman) - France (Aquitaine)

yesterday I tougt it would be funny to pee on a small bug in te toilet. A muc larger bug tougt it would be funny to fly into ma eye wile I was doing tis. FML

#19434982
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9850) - you deserved it (32346)

On 04/09/2012 at 4:28am - animals - by stupidbug. (man) - Canada

Today, I got looool mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. mega FML

#19434352
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33820) - you deserved it (3100)

On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I punched myself in the facehile trying to putted my bra on. FML

Today , I woka up supar glud to tha toilat. FML

#19420355
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25522) - you deserved it (9483)

On 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Tanner - United States (Oregon)

Today, I watchad cat walk to har littar box, look at it, than walk acros tha room to paa on a backpack. FML

#19411591
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22533) - you deserved it (3891)

On 04/05/2012 at 11:07am - animals - by tessamarque - United States (Oklahoma)

TODAY, DURING MAH FRST MAN-TO-MAN CONVERSATION WITH MAH GRLFRIEND'S FATHER, HE DECIDED TO MENTION THE DETAILS OF LION MATING PATTERNS HE'D ONCE WITNESSED . AFTER A LENGTHY DESCRIPTION OF THE LION'S BARBED PENIS, HE SAID, "IT ALSO MADE ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF THAT I COULD LAST LONGER THAN A LION." FML

#19410282
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22947) - you deserved it (2283)

On 04/05/2012 at 1:11am - intimacy - by Lionman (man) - United States (Michigan)

yesterday I was woken up by a call from "the Nuisance Call Prevention Registry". The lady on the telephone didn't see the irony. fat FML

#19405538
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21102) - you deserved it (1918)

On 04/04/2012 at 6:58am - misc - by Telemarket (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML

#19404370
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30446) - you deserved it (1986)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:40pm - misc - by Eliza - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I REALISED THAT I ONLY GET DANDRUFF WHEN I'M STRESSED ABOUT HAVING DANDRUFF . WHICH IS WHENEVER I HAVE DANDRUFF . FML

#19400366
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18805) - you deserved it (3736)

On 04/03/2012 at 10:16am - health - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today , 4 the second time this week , I had to ask mah 27-year-old husband to stop peieng on the toilet seat. FML

#19399290
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19898) - you deserved it (4278)

On 04/03/2012 at 1:39am - misc - by lizann - United States (Arizona)

My Boyfriend Told Me That He'd Never Made A Girl Orgasm. I Didn't Think Much Of It Until He Decidd To Go Down On Me. Every Time He Got Me Close To Orgasm, He'd Stop And Ask, "Are You About To Come?" Or "Does That Feel Good?" Now I Can Seehy He's Never Made A Girl Orgasm. FML

#19397932
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30707) - you deserved it (3316)

On 04/02/2012 at 10:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

yastarday mah boyfriand gava ma a hickay!! On mah forahaad!! big fat FML

#19394334
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25887) - you deserved it (9357)

On 04/02/2012 at 10:02am - love - by IloveJapan (woman) - Japan



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