About EduJav321 : Call me Fez!
Venezuelan-American, Art school student (SCAD), Animator and Comic Book Artist, Snapback Enthusiast, Animal Lover, and Capoeirista
About EduJav321 : Call me Fez!
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Today, I had to help my little sister do a first-grade project for school. For one part, they have to draw a picture of their role model. She drew a whale, and I asked, "A whale is your role model?" She laughed and said, "No! It's you!" FML
by peace out / 03/05/2013 at 3:19pm / United States (South Carolina) / Kids
by nopanties / 03/04/2013 at 12:11am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by parental failure / 03/03/2013 at 12:03pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I managed to score a date for the first time in over a year, and was very nervous. When I was asked what I do for a living, I laughed nervously, and then blurted out, "Finger women." What I was trying to jokingly say was that I'm a gynecologist. FML
by notapervert / 02/28/2013 at 2:57am / United States (California) / Love
by Ugh / 02/27/2013 at 4:42pm / United Kingdom / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/21/2013 at 8:43am / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
Today, I met my new class. There are two Kevin Smiths. Neither will agree to a nickname, they have the same hair color, and their middle names both start with J. They have told me to call them Kevin 1 and Kevin 2. They both want to be Kevin 1. FML
by Anonymous / 02/18/2013 at 7:26pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/14/2013 at 11:30pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML
Today, I was hanging out with my new boyfriend, and he took me back to his house for the first time. Taped to his bedroom door was a sheet of paper emblazoned with the words: "THE RAPE DUNGEON". I feel safer already. FML
by vagina dentata for christmas, pls / 01/25/2013 at 1:51pm / United States / Love
by daddy's girl / 01/21/2013 at 11:08pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by sarah6786 / 01/21/2013 at 9:27pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/16/2013 at 4:08pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/13/2013 at 12:27am / Canada / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/12/2013 at 12:57pm / Norway (Rogaland) / Love
- Today, While having sex with my boyfriend and close to orgasm, I hear my niece yell "I want a baby… Today, I got into trouble from my mum for not apologising to my grandpa after he was rude to me. He… Today I discovered my first singular gray hair. I am 26 and I've known others to grey even earlier,…