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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 August 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 385
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Eckristen : I have crazy red hair, to match my crazy personality.

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Today, I discovered that if you are being mugged, never tell your mugger you are going to call the police because he will come back and steal your phone too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15654) - you deserved it (31385)

On 11/07/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Luke - United States (Virginia)

Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML

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112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38323) - you deserved it (3622)

On 08/04/2011 at 4:30am - love - by Anon (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML

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122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35426) - you deserved it (7366)

On 06/12/2011 at 7:46am - work - by FreshFaced (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I learned why my credit score is so low. My mom stole my identity almost three years ago. Her excuse? "You didn't need good credit for anything anyways". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38767) - you deserved it (2920)

On 03/08/2011 at 10:21am - money - by MommyLovesMe (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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