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DynamicDave

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DynamicDave

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 December 1988 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9006
  • Number of comments : 833
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About DynamicDave : I'm here to enjoy the wittiness of others and occasionally contribute something worthwhile myself. I'm big on grammar, so I tend to sympathize with grammar nazis. I rarely am one myself, but if the error is particularly egregious I may call someone out.

Also, I generally thumb up buried comments. This is partially due to my passion for free speech and partially due to the fact that I enjoy being a contrarian.

I've also been known to troll every now and then.

If you're on this side of the ground, that makes it a good day! And if life throws you lemons, ask your God (or lack thereof) why they weren't sent instead to some guy on a desert island who is dying, since he's really thirsty and you just had a refreshing beverage a few moments ago.

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DynamicDave's favorite FMLs

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30195) - you deserved it (88417)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

#17080358
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38204) - you deserved it (21763)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm - misc - by couldntholdit (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML

#16534562
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14704) - you deserved it (54558)

On 06/06/2011 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I went to get a tattoo. I decided on getting my four month daughter's name tattooed on my upper arm. I went home to show my wife. She broke down and told me that I'm most likely not the father. It's a toss-up between her co-worker, the guy who does our lawn, several strangers and me. FML

#14605764
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54500) - you deserved it (4244)

On 01/16/2011 at 9:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for 6 years. Things got heated when we got back to his place, but he had trouble getting the condom on. As soon he got it on, he came. I told him it was ok, I'd help him get hard again. He said, "No thanks. I'm good." FML

#13601704
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34547) - you deserved it (4062)

On 10/26/2010 at 12:37pm - intimacy - by Deidle-dee - United States

Today, I was walking down the street when I heard a loud splashing noise to my right. I looked over only to see a woman not squatting but bending over, spreading her cheeks, peeing a horse-sized amount of pee. I can't un-see this. FML

#9143571
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36689) - you deserved it (2920)

On 03/16/2010 at 9:34pm - misc - by disturbed (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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