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Today, I went to evening Mass. I later found that sometime between entering the church and receiving Communion, someone had snatched my iPhone straight out of my handbag. FML

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On 09/18/2011 at 10:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

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On 09/14/2011 at 12:34pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

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390 comments

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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML

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189 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 12:38am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML

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229 comments

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On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML

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On 08/13/2011 at 11:56pm - health - by j - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that taking a 20 mile bike ride with my boyfriend's family the day after losing my virginity is the worst decision ever. FML

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213 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 2:58am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML

#17453333
196 comments

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On 08/12/2011 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by -_- - United States

Today, my father tricked me into eating a Tasmanian habanero, saying it was just another pepper. The burning in my mouth was unbearable, but nothing compared to when I took a shit later in the day. FML

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171 comments

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On 08/12/2011 at 1:25pm - misc - by Coldsnap - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my boyfriend found out that if guys eat fruit often, their sperm will taste better. He bought a can of fruit for himself to eat, and said that he bought it just for me. This is the most romantic thing he's ever done. FML

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On 08/12/2011 at 1:33am - intimacy - by Pissedoff777 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

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156 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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115 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 6:57pm - love - by nickrick12 - United States (Florida)

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

#17180663
115 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 6:57pm - love - by nickrick12 - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML

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185 comments

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On 07/17/2011 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I was given a DUI while in the Whataburger drive thru. FML

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302 comments

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On 07/16/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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