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by box bulge / 10/20/2011 at 9:24pm / China / Health
by sarah / 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by imy / 10/18/2011 at 11:01am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
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by Anonymous / 10/13/2011 at 12:56pm / United States / Intimacy
by Username / 10/09/2011 at 11:30pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/08/2011 at 9:04am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, at work, my boss went to the single-stall bathroom on our floor. The next thing I know, I'm on suspension pending review because some asshole left an upper-decker in the toilet. Since I'm the office prankster, all suspicion is now on me. I've been framed by my own colleagues. FML
by Anonymous / 10/02/2011 at 4:35pm / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Work
Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML
by Anonymous / 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, my nephew spent a long while enthusiastically telling me how amazing his new 3D TV system is. I felt his pain as his face turned white when he remembered that I'm blind in one eye since birth. FML
by Anonymous / 09/27/2011 at 12:15am / United States / Miscellaneous
by mimi / 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, I spilled hot coffee all over this man at work. I tried apologizing and saying it was an accident, but he then complained, which resulted in me being unemployed. The man I spilled coffee on was my uncle. FML
by Chan / 09/25/2011 at 9:57pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
by jc2011 / 09/25/2011 at 3:23am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…