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Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML
by ugh / 01/30/2012 at 7:25pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 11:46pm / United States / Love
by moe472 / 01/23/2012 at 9:47pm / United States / Work
by Dutchee / 01/23/2012 at 6:27am / Netherlands (Friesland) / Health
Today, I waited on an elderly man whose wife had just left him. After him going on and on about how his dog will love his leftover chicken, I nervously caught a case of verbal diarrhea and uttered, "Well, if there's chicken involved, I'll get on my knees and be your dog." FML
by Anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 12:12am / United States / Work
by MakesMeLol / 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
by lolwtfbbq444 / 01/15/2012 at 5:24am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by metalflower01 / 01/11/2012 at 11:31am / United States / Money
by dusk / 01/05/2012 at 3:09am / United States (Colorado) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/04/2012 at 1:43am / United States / Intimacy
by nickthetank / 12/31/2011 at 4:21am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Intimacy
by blondie101 / 12/09/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
by journey_Jeanne / 12/07/2011 at 9:31pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/24/2011 at 5:35am / United Kingdom / Work
by Cantgetno / 09/20/2011 at 3:45am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy