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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 December 1992 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 744
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I tried to hint to my husband that we needed a new washing machine. I mentioned that we got our current one way back on our wedding day. He replied, "Yeah, and I got you too." FML

#17999890
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25079) - you deserved it (7171) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/16/2011 at 5:08pm - love - by poluxe - France

Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML

#17986846
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37096) - you deserved it (3124)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Ania (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML

#17967494
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27362) - you deserved it (2477)

On 10/12/2011 at 1:55pm - misc - by Lauren - United Kingdom

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

#17953738
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34480) - you deserved it (24600)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML

#17939452
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26205) - you deserved it (6110)

On 10/08/2011 at 11:53pm - kids - by hairless - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML

#17892835
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33074) - you deserved it (5352)

On 10/03/2011 at 12:26am - kids - by Ramis182 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, while I was on the up escalator, a small woman in front of me farted directly into my face. FML

#17884262
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30064) - you deserved it (2905)

On 10/02/2011 at 2:36am - misc - by Emmy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I walked into a gas station to get a bag of chips. Upon moving towards the counter to pay, I noticed the cashier had what looked like a golf ball stuffed in his cheek. I said to him in a joking manner, "That's a huge pinch of dip!" His reply, "It's mouth cancer." FML

#17877282
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14016) - you deserved it (46006)

On 10/01/2011 at 8:33am - misc - by lollipopgreen - United States (Texas)

Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML

#17874410
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25702) - you deserved it (6092)

On 09/30/2011 at 10:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, after being in the UK for 2 months, I learned that when saying, "I'm about to blow off and kill someone", to the British "blow off" means "fart." This was pointed out to me in an open-space office after a particularly loud rant. FML

#17861769
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9188) - you deserved it (20160)

On 09/29/2011 at 4:04am - work - by AngerManagement - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

#17859546
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30238) - you deserved it (11313)

On 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm - love - by danthecomplicate - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my credit card got blocked. Apparently, my bank thinks buying a $130 flat iron online is suspicious. FML

#17836225
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23438) - you deserved it (5345)

On 09/26/2011 at 12:29am - money - by jpmetz - United States (Michigan)

Today, my father was telling me that one of the benefits about his job was that the family could get discounts, then asked if I'd like some. My dad's a plastic surgeon. FML

#17826204
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24757) - you deserved it (2944)

On 09/25/2011 at 12:17am - work - by ouch. (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML

#17789200
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26850) - you deserved it (35629) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/20/2011 at 5:20pm - intimacy - by Prinpette - France

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

#17781243
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15524) - you deserved it (39735)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:16pm - misc - by Nicole - United States (California)



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