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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 June 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1120
  • Number of comments : 273
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About DogsPaw : Hiya you clicked on me for a reason.

Why did you click on me?

Now I either posted something completely stupid and you just had to see how someone so stupid could know how to work Fmylife.com

Well, I have ADHD or Aspergers one of those two... So the filter on my mouth is pretty much not there. Blame that not me!

Well that's me, oh and my name is Rikki!

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DogsPaw's favorite FMLs

Today, I started a sport journalism degree. I was the only female out of 60 students. The lecturer started talking about how we should all aspire to become sports editors of national newspapers. Later, he said women have no chance of ever becoming sports editors. FML

#19894898
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22645) - you deserved it (2500)

On 07/05/2012 at 11:46am - work - by Anonymous -

Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML

#19847645
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32215) - you deserved it (2184)

On 06/25/2012 at 10:55pm - money - by stolen-car - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML

#19810073
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40688) - you deserved it (3701)

On 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML

#19758301
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14691) - you deserved it (40060)

On 06/09/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

#19757535
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18820) - you deserved it (8348)

On 06/08/2012 at 10:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

#19757535
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18820) - you deserved it (8348)

On 06/08/2012 at 10:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was woken up by a noise coming from the bathroom. Upon investigation, I discovered my very drunk, giggling girlfriend attempting to urinate standing up. Carefully note the word "attempting". FML

#19756840
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21887) - you deserved it (1916)

On 06/08/2012 at 7:54pm - love - by SprinklerDodger (man) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML

#19756804
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22157) - you deserved it (1650)

On 06/08/2012 at 7:44pm - kids - by TimeForAHairCut - United States (Oregon)

Today, when I was laying in my bed, I looked on the opposite side and saw a spider the size of my palm staring at me. And if that wasn't bad, I found out it hops. I still can't find it. FML

#19756673
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27079) - you deserved it (1576)

On 06/08/2012 at 7:13pm - misc - by somebody - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to see a once-in-a-lifetime moment when the Olympic torch passed through my town. I waited for 3 hours only to get a bruise from a man shoving me out of the way at the exact moment it went past. FML

#19667339
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20837) - you deserved it (1975)

On 05/23/2012 at 11:53am - misc - by Notorch (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, my 20-year-old son's external hard-drive stopped working. He's crying on my shoulder now, not because of the movies, porn, work, or music he probably lost, but because of the now irretrievable complete series of Digimon that he'd collected. FML

#19629941
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18404) - you deserved it (3505)

On 05/15/2012 at 11:05pm - misc - by OytoBeAfather (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I received an email from my girlfriend listing 10 ways to stop premature ejaculation. Subtle. FML

#19629864
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19089) - you deserved it (6061)

On 05/15/2012 at 10:53pm - intimacy - by quick blow (man) - United States

Today, I received an email from my girlfriend listing 10 ways to stop premature ejaculation. Subtle. FML

#19629864
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19089) - you deserved it (6061)

On 05/15/2012 at 10:53pm - intimacy - by quick blow (man) - United States

Today, I noticed a little white ball in the corner of my bedroom ceiling. I guess it had been there for a while already, but the teeming mass of baby spiders crawling out made it a lot more conspicuous. FML

#19612564
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19611) - you deserved it (2593)

On 05/12/2012 at 4:48pm - animals - by aliqi (man) - United States

Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML

#19516000
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9261) - you deserved it (16355)

On 04/23/2012 at 9:22am - love - by Dave (man) - United States (Illinois)



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