About Dogspaw
Hiya you clicked on me for a reason. Why did you click on me? Now I either posted something completely stupid and you just had to see how someone so stupid could know how to work Fmylife.com Well, I have ADHD or Aspergers one of those two... So the filter on my mouth is pretty much not there. Blame that not me! Well that's me, oh and my name is Rikki!
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Dogspaw's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    5%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    13%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
    0%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
    0%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
    0%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    30%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
    0%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    67%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Dogspaw's favorite FMLs

Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML

By Dave - / Monday 23 April 2012 13:22 / United States - Brookfield

Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside. Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see my dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard. He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 17 February 2013 05:56 / United States

Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML

By hmmmm - / Monday 13 August 2012 12:19 / Australia

Today, I had to explain to my friend that being arrested isn't something a decent person should have on their bucket list. I had to explain this while bailing her out of jail. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 5 August 2012 00:27 / United States - Marlborough

Today, I had an ovarian cyst rupture at work, causing sudden severe stomach cramps; this caused my bowels to release everything right then and there, while on the phone with a customer, in the middle of the call center surrounded by 200 other sales reps. FML

By sy123 - / Sunday 29 July 2012 23:34 / United States - Frankfort