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About DoesAnyoneCareIf : I'm 13, an amateur artist with terrible insomnia and a nervous disposition, and bored out of my skull. I have freckles and a love for out of this world makeup. I am known to paint my face rainbow and go out in public. My favourite bands are Green Day (Saw them live August 18th, 2010, box seats, it was magic), Three Days Grace (Saw them December 17th, 2009 and I have a signed t-shirt from them), Breaking Benjamin, Marianas Trench, Billy Talent, Paramore, Sick Puppies, A Day To Remember (their album For Those Who Have Heart). I love to write and play music. I have an addiction to dying my hair bright colours. I love how neons look against black. I can never think of the right thing to say. That's me.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML
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On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML
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On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)
Today, I teach English in Taiwan. I got two new students, brothers named Harry and Potter. People, they're children, not pets. FML
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On 10/21/2010 at 9:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version
Today, I met my roommate for the first time. I walked in the door to see him in full Roman gladiator gear, screaming at the computer because he lost 18 knights. He also told me he wakes up every 3 hours to make sure his army is still intact. FML
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On 10/20/2010 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I discovered that instead of being a harmless way to relax after a rough day, parking in an empty lot apparently means you are either dealing drugs or want to commit suicide. I was detained, my car was searched and I was grilled about my happiness. Great stress relief, eh? FML
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On 10/17/2010 at 7:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was called to reports of a drunk and disorderly male. I arrived to discover a drunk man having explosive diarrhoea in a photo booth. He turned to me me and shouted 'God save the Queen'. It's then that I remembered that it's my job to do something about it. FML
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On 10/14/2010 at 9:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Reserved
Today, I was robbed five bucks from a vending machine that said "Enjoy Life!" FML
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On 09/27/2010 at 9:09am - misc - by lovelife - United States
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend, the love of my life. Actually I ran into a billboard for her college, where apparently she is the new "poster girl" for their advertising campaign. I have now seen her on 2 billboards, a newspaper ad and a bus. FML
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On 09/26/2010 at 2:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, I was in the bathroom stall when a man made eye-contact with me through the cracks. I quickly looked away, and about a minute later I looked back to see if he was gone. He was still there and was actually trying to keep making eye-contact with me while I pooped. FML
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On 09/25/2010 at 11:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I was on an airplane, riding in first class for the first time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff, stared at my chest, and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML
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On 09/25/2010 at 5:49pm - misc - by huj - United States (Texas)
Today, I got fired from the supermarket I work at because the order was done wrong last Wednesday. I wasn't in last Wednesday, and I don't even do orders. FML
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On 09/23/2010 at 4:12pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)
Today, my chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell, and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't, but it's nice to know my "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML
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On 09/23/2010 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I told my parents I no longer believe in the religion they strictly raised me under. They responded by kicking me out of the house. I'm broke, jobless and the only person that will take me in is my psycho ex-girlfriend who never got over me. FML
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On 09/23/2010 at 2:08am - misc - by non believer - United States (Washington)
Today, I put an anonymous note under my neighbour's door asking them to not have sex so loudly during the day. Since then, I haven't heard any sex. Unfortunately, I have heard a woman crying loudly because she just found out about her husband's affair. FML
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On 09/22/2010 at 3:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
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On 09/15/2010 at 2:02pm - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version
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