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About Dianamk1992 : Well, I have blonde hair and dark brown eyes. Both are the natural color. I'm 17. My b-day is July 5th, 1992. My favorite color is baby blue. I have a boyfriend who is 19. His name is Connor. I hate the Jonas Brothers and I love the mall. x] I can't go one day without listneing to Michael Jackson and trying to imitate the sounds he makes. xD I have a female golden retriever named Marigold. I also have 2 cats. Tiger and Pookie. The only time I ever act mean is when someone is offensive to me first. I never start fights. I have 1 sister, Shelby, who's 13 years old. I also have 2 twin brothers, Carter and Joshua, who are 9. I no longer live with my parents (YES!!!). I live with my boyfriend. I'm officially finished with school, but College is next. x[ When I grow up, I wanna be an artist. I've always loved to draw, paint, and make sculptures. My boyfriend owns a restraunt, which originally was his dad's. My life is GREAT! I'm just hoping that my boyfriend will propose soon. hehe
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML
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On 08/06/2009 at 7:11am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I punched my wife in the face, because she jumped out from behind the bedroom door in the dark. I'm afraid of the dark. I'm 21. FML
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On 08/06/2009 at 3:58am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of random names she thought of, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML
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On 08/01/2009 at 3:44am - love - by NinjaPanda88 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I picked up my daughter from the day care but before we left, the babysitter needed to have a talk with me. To fill you in, I got a brand new prius yesterday. Apparently my daughter told eveyone that her mommy got a new penis. FML
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On 07/30/2009 at 9:56am - kids - by Rae (woman) - United States - moderated by the Jackass crew
Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML
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On 01/16/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by Gob - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was so bored that I filmed my goldfish while it was eating. FML
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On 01/10/2009 at 3:21am - animals - by Crystal - Sent from mobile version
Today, at the supermarket everybody was staring at me. After ten minutes, I realized that my umbrella was still open. FML
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On 01/05/2009 at 5:45am - misc - by didi - Sent from mobile version
Today, I sent a text message to this girl I've been flirting with for a while now saying "How about coffee?". To which she answered "Great idea, I'll go and make myself one right now". FML
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On 01/05/2009 at 1:16am - love - by Charly - Sent from mobile version
Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML
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On 01/04/2009 at 10:57pm - misc - by Rush Snake - Sent from mobile version
Today, at a rehearsal, a friend poked me: "My mother is in the orchestra, guess who she is!" I jokingly answer: "Erm…The fat singer?". It was. FML
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On 01/04/2009 at 5:15am - misc - by LadyJane - Sent from mobile version
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!". She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
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On 01/04/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version
Today, eating at a nice restaurant and feeling curious, I daringly ask for the surprise 'Maiden's Dreams' desert. The waiter comes back with a banana between two ice cream balls on a plate and no spoon. FML
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On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version
Today, I have dark hairs growing on my chest, nipples and stomach... I'm a 19 year old girl. FML
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On 01/02/2009 at 1:06pm - health - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML
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On 12/31/2008 at 10:49pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML
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On 12/29/2008 at 11:54pm - love - by sneezer - Sent from mobile version
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