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Deroni76
  • Town/Country : Sofia, Bulgaria
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 August 1996 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 164
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Deroni76 : In 2011 I moved into a new school and that's why I don't have any friends.

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Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20810) - you deserved it (6387)

On 03/03/2012 at 8:55am - misc - by scaredshitless (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are activated by "clap on, clap off." It killed the mood. FML

#18150434 (177)

I agree, your life sucks (23224) - you deserved it (6237)

On 11/03/2011 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by KayleeXLoVe21 - United States (New York)

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

#17362826 (209)

I agree, your life sucks (35515) - you deserved it (2036)

On 08/04/2011 at 1:44am - animals - by SydIsPrettyCool - United States (Michigan)

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

#17342308 (295)

I agree, your life sucks (17372) - you deserved it (47452)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

#17023204 (273)

I agree, your life sucks (29047) - you deserved it (3210)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

#6421239 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (23954) - you deserved it (2845)

On 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sickkid (man) - United States (California)

Today, I saw a video of me last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" naked. FML

#4679110 (349)

I agree, your life sucks (35425) - you deserved it (99698)

On 08/20/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by ShiriSarah (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

#2831839 (298)

I agree, your life sucks (102505) - you deserved it (6137)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23429) - you deserved it (47357)

On 06/01/2009 at 9:53pm - health - by dearme (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

#761206 (493)

I agree, your life sucks (170821) - you deserved it (52061)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)



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