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  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 February 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 270
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DerekBlaskie : Hey Im Derek, I play drums and sing/scream for the band, "In Silent Ruin". I also write lyrics and poetry, I'll post something new below each month.. Hit me up I love meeting new people:]

"Since our lips met its made me a wreck.
I miss the feeling I get when their pressed against your neck.
Its the butterflies every time I felt you pass by.
Its the way the light caught your eyes when you were starring in mine."
-db

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Today, on my way home, my girlfriend started sexting me, telling me that she was waiting at my house. In my rush to get home to see her, I got pulled over and had to be patted down. He found no weapons, but he did find my stiffy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36043) - you deserved it (10936)

On 10/04/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML

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On 07/11/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML

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On 06/02/2011 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by minecraftwilldie - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML

Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

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On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I learned that "Je suis excité" does not mean "I'm excited" in French. It means "I'm sexually excited"... more or less. I've been doing a lot of exciting things and using it a lot the past two weeks. With my French friends, people I meet, and especially with my host family. FML

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On 09/21/2009 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

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On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)



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