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Delaneymarie

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 March 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1914
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Delaneymarie : I'm marvelous(:

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Visits<b>maggeei</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 10:22am<b>DoctorBitch</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 11:16pm<b>big_sam1991</b> - the 12/19/2015 at 1:25pm<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 11/12/2015 at 10:52pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 10:03pm<b>Necropool</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 5:40am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 8:38pm<b>JamJarBinks</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 4:31am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 5:54am<b>wratty11</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 4:09am<b>DropTheDaggerxx</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 12:54am<b>melons</b> - the 02/23/2014 at 6:46pm<b>JoelsLastNight</b> - the 12/12/2013 at 11:01pm<b>MandyCat484</b> - the 11/20/2013 at 11:34pm<b>kianaaa32</b> - the 04/19/2013 at 8:23pm<b>CrusaderBill</b> - the 01/09/2013 at 6:15pm<b>InsanishDanish</b> - the 03/08/2012 at 7:26pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 11:15pm

Fucked!<b>patte</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 5:48pm<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 4:52am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 2:38am

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Delaneymarie's favorite FMLs

Today, I confessed to my best friend that I love him and always have. He whispered to himself, "Why do the fat chicks always want me?" FML

by Anonymous / 11/17/2010 at 3:03am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he chose me out of all the hotter girls out there. He told me it's because I have great birthing hips. Apparently I'm having six children. FML

by louise. / 10/18/2010 at 5:06am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love

Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML

by Sunshine.0.ninja / 07/29/2010 at 2:28pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML

by meep / 12/23/2009 at 11:05am / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids

Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by my crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently copied my key before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking my beard, whispering: “He looks like Jesus.” FML

by Anonymous / 12/20/2009 at 3:47am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by my crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently copied my key before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking my beard, whispering: “He looks like Jesus.” FML

by Anonymous / 12/20/2009 at 3:47am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I received the newspaper from my hometown. My ex-husband's wedding announcement and picture were on the front page. His new wife has the same first name as me. All my Facebook friends from high school commented on how much weight I've lost and how good I look in my wedding photo. FML

by WasFeelingGood / 10/27/2009 at 9:32am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML

by ahhahaha / 08/11/2009 at 11:07pm / United States (New Mexico) / Kids

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML

by andi0804 / 08/04/2009 at 9:33pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, was my grandmother's funeral and we had to sing. My dad is a horrible singer, and I tried my hardest not to laugh, I turned red faced and tears were falling from my eyes. My step mother held my hand and said that she was in a better place. I couldn't hold it any longer. I laughed my ass off. FML

by shewholaughsatthedead / 07/29/2009 at 9:44pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I found out my class was attempting to raise money for me through a bake sale because some girl spread a false rumor that I was raped and that my father was going to disown me. The whole school believes it and my biology teacher took me aside and asked if I needed someone to confide in. FML

by dork / 07/16/2009 at 4:32pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML

by fml7458364838 / 06/24/2009 at 9:15pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I went to Macy's to buy some bras. After I paid, the old lady cashier noticed there was pen on one of the bras. By accident I blurted out "It's alright. No one's seeing them." The old lady nodded back in agreement. FML

by yikes78 / 05/31/2009 at 9:04am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

by wtfdreams / 05/17/2009 at 8:33am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I was watching an animal behavior movie. All of a sudden, it brings up two snails going at it. I got hard watching it. FML

by stpdaziandude / 05/08/2009 at 4:51pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy