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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 August 1991 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5196
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Deadlygadget : I know my life is Fuked up

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Today, I got really sick at my boyfriend's house, and barely made it to the toilet in time to throw up. it got on my shirt so I asked if I could borrow one of his. He said I could wear one of his dad's shirts because he didn't want his to get too stretched out. FML

#6626957
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31103) - you deserved it (6291)

On 12/06/2009 at 12:25am - love - by barfyshirt (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized I've lived alone too long. I read 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas' to my cat. I used expression in my voice, and I made sure he could see the pictures. My son called, and I told him about it. He gave me the number for the local psychiatric ward. FML

#6625843
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23846) - you deserved it (8635)

On 12/05/2009 at 11:30pm - animals - by JC (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I had to take a test that's required to pass the class. The test administor told us that those of us who were wearing hoodies would have to take them off. I would have taken mine off, but I was only wearing a bra underneath. There's no other days I can reschedule the test. FML

#6595557
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25747) - you deserved it (9880)

On 12/04/2009 at 2:55am - misc - by wearashirt (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had an elderly man come to my cash register. His total came to $15.50 He handed me $5 in nickels and dimes. A full roll of quarters. Before I could take the roll, he bust it open, making me count it. After that was all counted he was 50 cents short. So he handed me a $10 bill. FML

#6594787
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31434) - you deserved it (2287)

On 12/04/2009 at 1:27am - work - by Chels (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML

#6579645
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24451) - you deserved it (3107)

On 12/03/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by bdaygirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my parents invited all their kids and grandkids to join them on a vacation trip to the mountains; all their kids except me, that is. I'm not invited. But they did invite my ex-husband. And his new girlfriend. FML

#6572169
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41635) - you deserved it (2841)

On 12/02/2009 at 7:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML

#6563359
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47855) - you deserved it (3442)

On 12/02/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by errrmkl46 - United States (Arizona)

Today, my apartment complex added $250 to the $1,000 my roomate and I already owe because of an unauthorized pet and complaints from neighbors that our dog barks all night long. We don't have a dog, we don't even have a pet. FML

#6542379
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27850) - you deserved it (1985)

On 11/30/2009 at 10:22pm - money - by cande (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML

#6540223
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32127) - you deserved it (4210)

On 11/30/2009 at 8:55pm - love - by Cpm (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at 4am, I remembered that I had not studied for my Spanish exam. I panicked, jumped out of bed, and frantically began searching for my notebook. It wasn't until I destroyed my desk and woke up my roommate that I realized that I'm not enrolled in Spanish this semester. It was a nightmare. FML

#6537885
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29658) - you deserved it (8497)

On 11/30/2009 at 7:19pm - misc - by Stressmess - United States (Vermont)

Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML

#6501261
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14768) - you deserved it (33882)

On 11/28/2009 at 8:53pm - misc - by figures - United States

Today, I am lying next to my new husband. We went to Hawaii for our honeymoon and planned on spending the entire time in bed together. We succeeded in that goal, with both of us unable to leave each other's side for entire week. Sex? No. Food poisoning? Yes. FML

#6497491
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36015) - you deserved it (2590)

On 11/28/2009 at 5:03pm - health - by IndieRox (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at lunch with my mom and we were talking about how to tell my brother that Santa Clause isn't real. After we finished our conversation, I heard someone crying. Little did I know, two little kids and their parents were sitting in the booth behind me. FML

#6494207
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10604) - you deserved it (30137)

On 11/28/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by TooTallNiCo (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML

#6494130
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57074) - you deserved it (6121)

On 11/28/2009 at 12:32pm - love - by IB6UB9 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling awesome. I turned to face the sunrise in the window, and as I stretched and let out a big yawn. Only for my boyfriend to say "Baby, turn back over. Your breath smells like turds." FML

#6493156
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26686) - you deserved it (9141)

On 11/28/2009 at 10:57am - love - by lol smiley face - United States



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