About Deadlygadget : I know my life is Fuked up
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Today, I mailed out all my Christmas cards. As I was relaxing and being impressed with myself for being so organized this year, I saw the stack of Christmas cards on the coffee table. Everyone will be receiving an empty envelope for Christmas this year. FML
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On 12/09/2009 at 1:58pm - misc - by ChristmasCardDork (woman) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, I received my camera in the mail. I had sent it back to the company because it wouldn't turn on. As I was reading the note they put in, it said, "Battery was put in backwards. No other problems found." FML
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On 12/09/2009 at 1:12pm - misc - by her0x3her0ine617 (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my dog received a christmas card before I did. FML
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On 12/09/2009 at 10:33am - animals - by amywee (woman) - United Kingdom (York)
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
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On 12/08/2009 at 10:03pm - misc - by HoHoSnow (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I was going to ask my parents for advice on how to get my ex-girlfriend back. I overheard them talking about how glad they were that their plan to break us up worked so well. I don't think I should ask for advice anymore. FML
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On 12/08/2009 at 7:44pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I went to the ice cream shop after dinner. I am deathly allergic to nuts so I picked the vanilla. I take one bite and feel something crunchy, and see what I thought was an almond in the cup. I spit out the icecream in a panic. Good news? It wasn't an almond. Bad news? It was a cockroach. FML
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On 12/08/2009 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I'm travelling to England for an important meeting. I'm Norwegian, and my name is Bård. I have to introduce myself as bored the whole day, because that's how my name is pronounced. FML
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On 12/08/2009 at 7:10am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Rogaland)
Today, I finally got a hold of my husband who I haven't actually talked to in 2 and 1/2 weeks since he is deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle, in Call of Duty. FML
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On 12/07/2009 at 2:16pm - love - by Dejected (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months called me. He said his mom was making him choose between having a dog or having a girlfriend. I asked him which one he picked. He was quiet, I heard barking in the background. FML
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On 12/07/2009 at 1:20pm - love - by WoofWoof (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML
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On 12/07/2009 at 2:00am - misc - by Twiddle (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
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On 12/06/2009 at 10:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was on a red-eye flight, and the woman beside me was chattering loudly to her friend. I opened my laptop and got to work. Suddenly, one of the women turned to me and told me that the clicking of my keyboard was too loud. She then called me an inconsiderate selfish bitch. FML
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On 12/06/2009 at 9:08pm - misc - by HassledAirfarer (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my neighbor took out a restraining order against me. She told the cops that for the last week, I've been standing in my yard looking at her though her bedroom window. It's my blow up Santa in the yard, not me. FML
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On 12/06/2009 at 7:11pm - misc - by stalker (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I got a birthday present from my boyfriend's mom. It was ProActiv acne solution. He tried to make me feel better by explaining it's because she wants to be able to include me in family pictures. FML
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On 12/06/2009 at 5:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML
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On 12/06/2009 at 3:28pm - kids - by Bill (man) - United States (Minnesota)
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