About Deadlygadget : I know my life is Fuked up
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Today, my roommate drew a giant red penis and scrotum on our refrigerator, using what he thought was a dry erase marker. It was a permanent marker. I just renewed my lease. I get to look at a red penis every day for the next year and a half. FML
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On 12/15/2009 at 2:08am - misc - by Will (man) - United States
Today, I was at my 10 year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screams when she sees me. Then, she starts hitting me, looking panicked. I control her and ask why she's hitting me. She says 'Everyone thought you were dead!' FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 4:21pm - misc - by Ghost (man) - United States
Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 2:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I checked into my flight early. The kiosk asked me if I wanted an earlier flight for $50. Awesome. I swiped my card then continued to the next screen where I was informed my new flight was delayed to the same time as my original flight. FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 1:08pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I got an email from the Law School Admissions Council saying that they received my request for my LSAT cancellation and they are confirming that it has been cancelled. The email also said the score will not be reinstated for any reason. I never requested for my score to be cancelled. FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 12:20pm - misc - by dahlia87 - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my boyfriend bought me a voice personalized build-a-bear. I thought he was going to propose to me through it, only to press the foot of the bear and hear "we should break up" instead. FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 12:00pm - misc - by samgonzalessb - United States (Texas)
Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 4:05am - love - by luckygirl (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I went to the doctor to get a pulled arm muscle checked. I told him I had been bowling, and it had just started to hurt badly. He said it was normal for a man of my age (35) to pull a muscle when lifting a ball of 12-15 pounds. I then told him it was on my son's Wii. FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 2:49am - health - by WIIslave (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my husband was choosing an auto insurance. Geico was $500 and Allstate was $200. He chose Geico because it had a 'cute little lizard.' FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 12:03am - money - by Cathy (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was accepted to college and received a scholarship equal to almost half the tuition. After sharing this news with my parents, I spent the next 35 minutes getting yelled at about how I wasn't allowed to go there because my boyfriend might go there. FML
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On 12/13/2009 at 6:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I went to see a play. I'm pregnant, so I always need to pee. At intermission, I ran to use the bathroom, but there was a really long line. I asked the woman in front of me if I could pass her. She responded, "You don't look pregnant!", and lectured me about lying while I peed my pants. FML
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On 12/13/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by justine (woman) - United States (California)
Today, it's Saturday night. While all my friends go out to have fun, I get excited thinking about getting to sleep with a new pillow. FML
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On 12/13/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by soy_un_perderdor (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I woke up to find my parents singing happy birthday with lots of hugs and kisses. My birthday is next week. FML
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On 12/13/2009 at 1:46am - misc - by Thomas (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML
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On 12/12/2009 at 11:39pm - misc - by Normal (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my friend and I got really drunk at the holiday staff party. When I went to work afterwards, everyone gave me the death stare. Apparently, I got so drunk that I flashed my boss' 13 year old son. FML
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On 12/12/2009 at 4:38pm - misc - by ash203 - United States (Florida)
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