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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 August 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6126
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Deadlygadget : I know my life is Fuked up

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
519 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54282) - you deserved it (314581)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML

#48381
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43427) - you deserved it (9524)

On 02/15/2009 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Missouri)

Today, I decided to put my computer on slideshow mode. Did you know that hidden files are also read when you put slideshow on? I discovered this, as did my entire family, when my naked girlfriend appeared on the screen. FML

#549
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19220) - you deserved it (12040)

On 12/19/2008 at 12:17am - misc - by Mr Hawks - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

#202
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53719) - you deserved it (8034)

On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead gorgeous. However, she preferred the idea of sleeping, and here I am on my laptop. FML

#41
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Crawling -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
232 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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